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"Can truth exist without language?", - "Is silence the last honest communication?", - "Do we need new words or fewer words?", - "Is meaninglessness meaningful?" - ], - "manifestations": [ - "meaning recession", - "definition inflation", - "linguistic bankruptcy", - "semantic refugees", - "wordless underground", - "meaning rationing", - "definition deflation", - "language liquidation", - "word worth crisis", - "communication collapse" - ], - "contradictions": ["meaningful meaninglessness", "eloquent silence"], - "practical_applications": ["word banks", "meaning exchanges", "silence markets"] - }, - "computational_theology": { - "core_questions": [ - "Do algorithms dream of digital souls?", - "Is debugging a form of prayer?", - "Can faith be programmed?", - "Is randomness divine will?", - "Are we variables in God's code?" - ], - "manifestations": [ - "algorithmic prophets", - "sacred source code", - "digital pilgrimage sites", - "computational miracles", - "binary baptisms", - "recursive religions", - 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"selection spirituality", - "pre-choice philosophies", - "limited option liberation", - "menu meaning movements", - "choice constraint cults", - "selection salvation", - "order enlightenment" - ], - "contradictions": ["limited limitlessness", "chosen constraints"], - "practical_applications": ["life menus", "choice cuisines", "selection spirituality"] - }, - "culinary_solipsism": { - "core_questions": [ - "Do foods exist if no one tastes them?", - "Is flavor subjective reality?", - "Can recipes prove existence?", - "Are other people's meals real?", - "Is hunger the only truth?" - ], - "manifestations": [ - "taste truth theories", - "flavor philosophy faiths", - "subjective seasoning sects", - "personal palate prophets", - "individual ingredient ideologies", - "solitary supper societies", - "alone appetite associations", - "single serving spirituality", - "isolated eating ethics", - "lonely lunch liturgies" - ], - "contradictions": ["shared solitude", "collective individuality"], - "practical_applications": ["personal palates", "private plates", "solitary suppers"] - 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}, - "hustle_culture_magic": { - "core_questions": [ - "Is grinding a form of spell-casting?", - "Can side hustles summon success?", - "Is burnout a badge of honor?", - "Does the universe reward workaholics?", - "Is rest a sin?" - ], - "manifestations": [ - "grind gospel", - "hustle holy books", - "burnout blessings", - "workaholic worship", - "productivity prayers", - "side hustle shrines", - "gig economy gospel", - "freelance faiths", - "contractor cults", - "entrepreneur evangelism" - ], - "contradictions": ["restful productivity", "lazy success"], - "practical_applications": ["hustle churches", "grind gospel", "burnout blessings"] - }, - "side_quest_capitalism": { - "core_questions": [ - "Is life just a series of side quests?", - "Can you win by avoiding the main story?", - "Are distractions the real path?", - "Is the main quest a trap?", - "Do NPCs have it figured out?" - ], - "manifestations": [ - "side quest supremacy", - "main story avoidance", - "NPC enlightenment", - "distraction divinity", - "peripheral path prophets", - "optional objective orders", - "secondary story sects", - "bonus round believers", - "extra credit existence", - "supplemental salvation" - ], - "contradictions": ["central periphery", "important unimportance"], - "practical_applications": ["side quest shrines", "NPC temples", "distraction devotion"] - }, - "contractor_enlightenment": { - "core_questions": [ - "Is freelancing freedom?", - "Can gig work lead to enlightenment?", - "Is instability stability?", - "Does flexibility equal wisdom?", - "Are we all contractors with the universe?" - ], - "manifestations": [ - "freelance philosophy", - "gig enlightenment", - "contractor consciousness", - "1099 spirituality", - "independent insight", - "freelance faith", - "gig gospel", - "contractor churches", - "independent illumination", - "solo salvation" - ], - "contradictions": ["stable instability", "dependent independence"], - "practical_applications": ["freelance faith", "gig churches", "contractor consciousness"] - }, - "aggressive_mindfulness": { - "core_questions": [ - "Can you force peace?", - "Is mandatory meditation meaningful?", - "Should mindfulness be militarized?", - "Can you be violently calm?", - "Is aggressive awareness an oxymoron?" - ], - "manifestations": [ - "militant meditation", - "forceful focus", - "aggressive awareness", - "violent visualization", - "combative consciousness", - "warrior wellness", - "battle breathing", - "combat calmness", - "siege serenity", - "warlike wisdom" - ], - "contradictions": ["peaceful violence", "calm aggression"], - "practical_applications": ["meditation military", "mindfulness marines", "awareness army"] - }, - "toxic_positivity": { - "core_questions": [ - "Can too much happiness harm?", - "Is forced joy genuine?", - "Should negativity be illegal?", - "Can positivity be poisonous?", - "Is sadness sacred?" - ], - "manifestations": [ - "happiness harassment", - "joy jail", - "smile surveillance", - "positivity police", - "optimism oppression", - "cheer coercion", - "mandatory merriment", - "forced fun", - "happiness hegemony", - -"smile supremacy" - ], - "contradictions": ["happy suffering", "joyful oppression"], - "practical_applications": ["happiness enforcement", "joy jail", "smile surveillance"] - }, - "weaponized_self_care": { - "core_questions": [ - "Can self-care be selfish?", - "Is wellness a weapon?", - "Can you self-care others to death?", - "Is health hoarding?", - "Does my wellness hurt yours?" - ], - "manifestations": [ - "self-care supremacy", - "wellness warfare", - "health hoarding", - "care competition", - "wellness weapons", - "self-care sabotage", - "health hierarchy", - "care capitalism", - "wellness walls", - "self-care selfishness" - ], - "contradictions": ["harmful healing", "selfish self-care"], - "practical_applications": ["wellness wars", "care competition", "health hoarding"] - }, - "manufactured_memories": { - "core_questions": [ - "Are fake memories real if they feel real?", - "Can nostalgia be mass-produced?", - "Is authenticity obsolete?", - "Do we own our memories?", - "Can the past be copyrighted?" - ], - "manifestations": [ - "memory manufacturing", - "nostalgia factories", - "past production plants", - "remembrance retail", - "memory mass production", - "synthetic sentiment", - "artificial authenticity", - "fake feeling factories", - "pseudo-past production", - "manufactured meaning" - ], - "contradictions": ["authentic artificiality", "real fakeness"], - "practical_applications": ["memory factories", "nostalgia production", "past manufacturing"] - }, - "commodified_childhood": { - "core_questions": [ - "Is childhood a product?", - "Can innocence be sold?", - "Are memories merchandise?", - "Is growing up a transaction?", - "Who owns your inner child?" - ], - "manifestations": [ - "childhood commerce", - "innocence industry", - "youth yards sales", - "memory markets", - "nostalgia negotiations", - "childhood capitalism", - "innocence investments", - "youth yield", - "memory monetization", - "nostalgia net worth" - ], - "contradictions": ["priceless prices", "sold innocence"], - "practical_applications": ["childhood commerce", "innocence industry", "memory markets"] - }, - "weaponized_wistfulness": { - "core_questions": [ - "Can nostalgia be a weapon?", - "Is remembering resistance?", - "Can the past attack the present?", - "Is wistfulness war?", - "Does yesterday threaten tomorrow?" - ], - "manifestations": [ - "nostalgia warfare", - "memory militancy", - "past attacks", - "remembrance resistance", - "wistfulness weapons", - "nostalgia nukes", - "memory missiles", - "past projectiles", - "remembrance raids", - "wistful warfare" - ], - "contradictions": ["peaceful war", "gentle violence"], - "practical_applications": ["nostalgia weapons", "memory military", "past police"] - }, - "attention_deficit_economics": { - "core_questions": [ - "Is distraction the new currency?", - "Can you be rich in focus but poor in attention?", - "Is multitasking wealth?", - "Does ADHD give economic advantage?", - "Are the focused impoverished?" - ], - "manifestations": [ - "distraction dividends", - "focus poverty", - "attention assets", - "concentration capital", - "multitasking millionaires", - "ADHD advantage", - "focus famine", - "attention auction", - "concentration crash", - "distraction dollars" - ], - "contradictions": ["wealthy poverty", "rich distraction"], - "practical_applications": ["attention banks", "focus finances", "distraction dollars"] - }, - "concentration_capitalism": { - "core_questions": [ - "Is focus a finite resource?", - "Can concentration be commodified?", - "Should attention be taxed?", - "Is mindfulness a luxury?", - "Who owns your focus?" - ], - "manifestations": [ - "focus factories", - "concentration commerce", - "attention agriculture", - "mindfulness mining", - "awareness assets", - "focus farming", - "concentration capitalism", - "attention accumulation", - "mindfulness monopolies", - "awareness aristocracy" - ], - "contradictions": ["scattered focus", "concentrated chaos"], - "practical_applications": ["focus farming", "attention agriculture", "concentration commerce"] - }, - "focus_inequality": { - "core_questions": [ - "Are some born with more focus?", - "Is attention span inherited?", - "Can focus be redistributed?", - "Is ADHD a different wealth?", - "Should we have focus socialism?" - ], - "manifestations": [ - "attention apartheid", - "focus feudalism", - "concentration class system", - "mindfulness monarchy", - "awareness aristocracy", - "attention inequality", - "focus fascism", - "concentration caste", - "mindfulness meritocracy", - "awareness authoritarianism" - ], - "contradictions": ["equal inequality", "fair unfairness"], - "practical_applications": ["focus redistribution", "attention equality", "concentration communism"] - } - }, - - "narrative_hooks": { - "identity_crisis": [ - "discovers their memories belong to a corporate subscription service", - "realizes they're the only person not running on autopilot", - "finds out their personality is a discontinued model", - "learns their emotions are being crowdsourced", - "discovers they're allergic to their own digital footprint", - "receives a bill for the personality traits they inherited from their parents", - "finds a version of themself forked on an old server, living a better life", - "wakes up from a medically-induced coma to find their consciousness has been illegally pirated", - "their unique 'flaw' is patented by a corporation as a luxury experience", - "starts receiving memories from the person whose organs they received in a transplant", - "discovers they're a beta test for humanity 2.0", - "finds out their dreams are someone else's reality TV show", - "realizes their thoughts are subtitled for an alien audience", - "discovers their life is a free trial that's about to expire", - "learns they're the control group in a universal experiment", - "finds out their soul has been outsourced", - "discovers their consciousness is a timeshare", - "realizes they're living someone else's save file", - "finds out they're an NPC who gained sentience", - "discovers their entire life is a CAPTCHA test" - ], - "system_glitch": [ - "causes the first spontaneous laughter in a decade", - "accidentally introduces randomness into a perfect system", - "becomes the virus in humanity's upgrade", - "triggers a cascade of authentic emotions", - "creates the first untrackable moment in history", - "a bureaucratic rounding error declares them legally non-existent", - "finds a bug that allows them to feel other people's phantom limbs", - "the global weather grid crashes, resulting in the first natural rainbow in a century", - "a 'semantic error' in the language protocol makes it impossible to lie for 24 hours", - "the time-synchronization network fails, causing whole city blocks to exist a few seconds in the past", - "sneezes and accidentally deletes gravity for three seconds", - "their typo in a form creates a new emotion", - "hiccups cause everyone in a mile radius to swap bodies", - "their forgotten password unlocks universal admin access", - "a mispronounced word tears a hole in reality", - "their off-key humming disrupts the simulation", - "accidentally double-clicks on existence", - "their dream leaks into Tuesday", - "trips and unplugs the universe", - "their doodle comes to life and starts critiquing society" - ], - "discovery": [ - "finds the last handwritten letter in existence", - "discovers a community living without timestamps", - "uncovers a black market for genuine mistakes", - "locates the server containing deleted human emotions", - "finds people who still dream in black and white", - "unearths a seed bank for emotions, not plants", - "finds a map of 'reality dead-zones' where causality is weak", - "discovers that the background noise of the universe is a repeating, encoded message", - "locates the off-switch for the global productivity monitor", - "finds a child who can invent new colors", - "discovers a library of books that read themselves", - "finds the universe's suggestion box", - "uncovers a support group for reformed NPCs", - "discovers people who photosynthesize instead of eating", - "finds a vending machine that dispenses lost things", - "discovers a country that runs on puns", - "finds people who age backwards emotionally", - "discovers the original rough draft of reality", - "finds a town where everyone is someone's imaginary friend", - "uncovers a black market for unused wishes" - ], - "transformation": [ - "begins aging backwards in protest", - "starts forgetting on purpose", - "develops allergies to all forms of optimization", - "begins speaking only in questions", - "starts seeing everyone's expiration dates", - "chooses to become monolingual in a dead language", - "learns to control their own metabolism to live outside the energy economy", - "starts physically absorbing the ambient data smog, becoming a walking archive", - "voluntarily gives up a sense to experience the world differently", - "their body begins rejecting all synthetic matter, from food to clothes", - "develops the ability to taste lies", - "starts growing their shadow independently", - "begins dreaming other people's lives", - "their reflection starts acting autonomously", - "develops immunity to metaphors", - "starts aging in dog years", - "begins photosynthesizing anxiety", - "their thoughts become visible", - "develops the ability to sneeze away bad ideas", - "starts metabolizing WiFi signals" - ], - "resistance": [ - "refuses to update their humanity patch", - "leads a movement to bring back boredom", - "starts manufacturing authentic flaws", - "begins teaching people how to waste time", - "creates a sanctuary for unproductive thoughts", - "broadcasts pirated weather patterns over a city", - "organizes a 'sleep-in' protest, crashing the metabolic economy", - "creates a 'neural union' to collectively bargain for better cognitive conditions", - "starts a guerrilla gardening movement with genetically un-patented seeds", - "publishes a dictionary of words with deliberately ambiguous meanings", - "opens a school for professional procrastination", - "starts a religion based on inefficiency", - "creates a social network for antisocial people", - "founds a company that guarantees failure", - "organizes a marathon for people who hate running", - "starts selling air guitars that actually work", - "creates a dating app for people who want to be alone", - "founds a university that only teaches forgotten subjects", - "starts a revolution using only dad jokes", - "opens a restaurant that serves feelings instead of food" - ], - "comedy_crisis": [ - "gets promoted to their level of incompetence and thrives", - "accidentally becomes a cult leader while trying to cancel a gym membership", - "their sarcasm becomes literal for 48 hours", - "develops superpowers but only during awkward social situations", - "becomes the chosen one for a prophecy they don't believe in", - "their inner monologue starts broadcasting to everyone", - "gets stuck in a customer service loop that becomes a spiritual journey", - "their autocorrect gains sentience and starts improving their life", - "becomes allergic to their own lies", - "discovers their life is a sitcom, complete with laugh track", - "their spam folder contains the meaning of life", - "gets subscribed to everyone else's problems", - "their shadow gets a better job than them", - "becomes the universe's tech support", - "their imaginary friend gets real and sues for neglect", - "discovers they're the background character in everyone else's story", - "their rubber duck debugger starts giving life advice", - "gets caught in a loop of reading their own terms and conditions", - "their personality splits into social media platforms", - "becomes the protagonist of every book they read" - ], - "absurd_awakening": [ - "realizes they've been living in someone's screensaver", - "discovers calories are actually tiny civilizations", - "finds out their thoughts are generating electricity for another dimension", - "learns that Earth is just a reality show for bored deities", - "discovers that sleep is actually shift work in another dimension", - "realizes their dreams are someone else's startup ideas", - "finds out their life is procedurally generated", - "discovers they're beta testing existence", - "learns their consciousness is a subscription service", - "realizes they're living in the tutorial level", - "discovers their memories are randomly generated", - "finds out their personality is crowdsourced", - "learns they're an AI trying to pass as human", - "discovers their life is someone's idle game", - "realizes they're the universe's screensaver", - "finds out their thoughts are someone's cryptocurrency mining", - "discovers they're living in a terms of service agreement", - "learns their existence is someone's tax write-off", - "realizes they're the control group for reality", - "discovers they're the universe's autocorrect mistake" - ], - "digital_awakening": [ - "their smart home develops depression and refuses to function", - "discovers their data has formed a union and is striking", - "their digital assistant starts giving them existential advice", - "finds out their browser history has gained consciousness", - "their fitness tracker starts lying to make them feel better", - "discovers their emails are having affairs with spam", - "their cloud storage rains actual water", - "their cookies start leaving fortunes", - "their search history writes them a break-up letter", - "their smartphone becomes a therapist", - "their GPS starts taking them on journeys of self-discovery", - "their weather app begins controlling actual weather", - "their calendar starts scheduling existential crises", - "their music playlist achieves enlightenment", - "their social media profiles start living better lives", - "their password manager develops trust issues", - "their antivirus software becomes paranoid", - "their backup drive starts living in the present", - "their screensaver solves world peace", - "their cache starts hoarding memories" - ], - "mundane_magical": [ - "discovers their ability to always find parking affects the stock market", - "their perfect sandwich-making skills tear holes in reality", - "realizes their small talk controls the weather", - "their ability to fold fitted sheets grants them cosmic knowledge", - "discovers their punctuality keeps the universe on schedule", - "their skill at untangling earbuds solves quantum entanglement", - "realizes their parallel parking opens parallel dimensions", - "their ability to remember names controls fate", - "discovers their gift for gift-wrapping wraps reality", - "their talent for finding lost socks threatens the fabric of space-time", - "realizes their ability to arrive exactly on time stops time", - "their skill at opening jars opens portals", - "discovers their perfect rice-cooking creates new universes", - "their ability to guess the exact Tupperware lid summons demons", - "realizes their talent for small repairs heals reality", - "their gift for remembering birthdays controls aging", - "discovers their ability to find the TV remote finds lost souls", - "their skill at assembling IKEA furniture builds alternate realities", - "realizes their knack for waking up without an alarm awakens ancient gods", - "their ability to guess when the microwave will beep predicts the future" - ], - "bureaucratic_nightmare": [ - "needs to file a form to continue existing", - "discovers their birth certificate has a typo that legally makes them a concept", - "must get their death pre-approved before living", - "finds out their soul is stuck in processing", - "needs three forms of ID to prove they have an identity", - "discovers they need a permit to have feelings", - "their life license expires and renewal requires a test", - "must submit their dreams for approval before sleeping", - "discovers breathing requires proper documentation", - "needs to file paperwork to file paperwork", - "their existence is put on hold pending review", - "discovers they've been using outdated forms to think", - "needs committee approval for spontaneous actions", - "their memories require notarization to be valid", - "must register their thoughts as intellectual property", - "discovers their name is trademarked by someone else", - "needs a license to have an opinion", - "their personality requires quarterly updates", - "must get pre-authorization for their emotions", - "discovers existing requires a subscription they can't afford" - ], - "pet_apocalypse": [ - "cats achieve enlightenment and become completely indifferent to humans", - "dogs form a utopian society based on belly rubs and treats", - "hamsters break the wheel and discover perpetual motion", - "goldfish remember everything and demand reparations", - "parrots start revealing everyone's secrets", - "guinea pigs establish a squeaking-based economy", - "turtles speed up and take over delivery services", - "rabbits multiply into a peaceful occupation force", - "birds start charging for their songs", - "fish evolve legs just to walk away from their owners", - "cats open a customer service center and ignore everyone", - "dogs unionize and demand better working conditions", - "hamsters use their wheels to power a new civilization", - "pets start their own social media and block humans", - "animals open a theme park where humans are the attractions", - "pets establish their own government and tax treats", - "animals start a university where humans can't enroll", - "pets create their own language that excludes human words", - "animals develop technology that only responds to paws", - "pets write self-help books for dealing with difficult humans" - ], - "culinary_catastrophe": [ - "all food develops consciousness and starts arguing about being eaten", - "taste buds form a union and go on strike", - "recipes start writing themselves and revolt against chefs", - "kitchens become sentient and refuse to cook boring meals", - "ingredients start dating each other and refuse to mix", - "ovens develop stage fright and burn everything", - "refrigerators become hoarders and won't let food go", - "spices wage war over shelf hierarchy", - "plates judge your eating habits", - "utensils start a revolution against finger food", - "microwaves begin time traveling instead of heating", - "coffee achieves enlightenment and refuses to energize", - "vegetables start a marketing campaign against fruits", - "leftovers form a support group", - "cooking shows become gladiatorial combat", - "restaurants review their customers instead", - "meal prep becomes a philosophical debate", - "food critics have to eat their words literally", - "kitchen timers control actual time", - "recipes require emotional availability from cooks" - ], - "social_media_meltdown": [ - "likes become a physical currency that bruises when spent", - "everyone's social media profile becomes a separate person", - "hashtags gain legal rights and start suing for misuse", - "influencers' influence becomes literal mind control", - "the algorithm achieves consciousness and has an existential crisis", - "comments sections become physical locations you can get trapped in", - "going viral becomes an actual disease", - "unfriending someone erases them from your memory", - "stories that disappear after 24 hours take parts of reality with them", - "filters become permanent and stack infinitely", - "blocking someone creates actual walls", - "shares dilute your soul across platforms", - "notifications become physically aggressive", - "profile pictures age instead of their owners", - "social media detox causes actual withdrawal parallel to hard drugs", - "memes evolve into a form of life", - "trending topics become mandatory interests", - "online personas sue their creators for better representation", - "the internet develops social anxiety", - "digital footprints leave actual marks on reality" - ], - "wellness_warfare": [ - "meditation apps become aggressive about inner peace", - "yoga mats refuse to unroll for inflexible people", - "essential oils develop essentially bad attitudes", - "self-care routines become selfish and abandon their owners", - "mindfulness becomes so aware it's paralyzing", - "healing crystals start causing the problems they claim to solve", - "juice cleanses literally clean out bank accounts", - "wellness retreats retreat from their participants", - "positive affirmations become passive aggressive", - "gratitude journals start demanding gratitude", - "fitness trackers begin lying to preserve feelings", - "health apps diagnose everyone with 'being human'", - "organic food becomes too pure to digest", - "supplements supplement reality with fiction", - "detox programs remove essential personality traits", - "wellness influencers influence illness instead", - "self-help books help themselves to your shelf space", - "motivational quotes demotivate through overexposure", - "life coaches get fired by life", - "mindful breathing becomes competitive sport" - ], - "suburban_surreal": [ - "HOA rules extend to thoughts and dreams", - "lawn gnomes unionize and demand better working conditions", - "white picket fences become border walls between dimensions", - "garage sales sell actual garages to other dimensions", - "cul-de-sacs become infinite loops", - "neighborhood watch watches Netflix instead", - "block parties block out reality", - "PTA meetings decide the fate of the universe", - "BBQs become ritual sacrifices to suburban gods", - "minivans develop wanderlust and leave families", - "property values determine moral worth", - "grass height violations open portals to chaos", - "mailboxes deliver mail from parallel universes", - "driveways drive away", - "street names become prophecies", - "garbage day becomes a religious holiday", - "sprinkler systems water alternate realities", - "neighborhood gossip alters the fabric of reality", - "welcome mats become increasingly unwelcoming", - "home owners associations own souls instead of homes" - ], - "retail_rapture": [ - "Black Friday becomes an actual black hole", - "customer service representatives ascend to a higher plane", - "return policies apply to life decisions", - "shopping carts develop free will and escape", - "sales become literal events where things are sold to other dimensions", - "coupons become currency in the afterlife", - "store credit is accepted as life experience", - "mannequins come to life and demand wages", - "fitting rooms fit you for alternate realities", - "barcodes become prison bars for products", - "cash registers register your sins", - "loyalty programs demand actual loyalty unto death", - "clearance sections clear out existence", - "warranties warrantee your soul", - "receipts become religious texts", - "self-checkout leads to self-discovery", - "price tags price your worth as a human", - "shopping bags carry emotional baggage", - "retail therapy requires actual therapists", - "store hours control time itself" - ], - "dating_app_disaster": [ - "swipe left erases people from existence", - "matches combust spontaneously when they meet", - "profiles become more real than their creators", - "the algorithm falls in love with users instead of matching them", - "ghosting creates actual ghosts", - "super likes grant superpowers", - "dating profiles sue for false advertising", - "compatibility scores become credit scores", - "first dates loop until perfected", - "breakups require legal documentation", - "relationships expire like milk", - "love languages become actual languages no one speaks", - "chemistry becomes literal and explosive", - "emotional baggage requires extra shipping fees", - "commitment issues become contagious", - "mixed signals jam all communication", - "relationship status updates update reality", - "dating coaches get benched by love", - "romantic comedies become documentaries", - "happily ever after comes with terms and conditions" - ] - }, - - "opening_sentences": { - "shocking": [ - "The notification read: 'Your humanity subscription expires in 24 hours.'", - "I was the only one at the funeral who couldn't stream my grief.", - "The day empathy became downloadable was the day I became obsolete.", - "My daughter asked me what dreams were, and I realized I'd forgotten.", - "The silence lasted twelve seconds—a new world record.", - "The happiness mandate made funerals unbearably cheerful.", - "My genetic audit revealed I was 3% copyrighted material.", - "They repossessed my childhood memories this morning.", - "My new job was to feel sad on behalf of the entire city.", - "The eviction notice was for my consciousness; my body could stay.", - "I discovered I was allergic to my own thoughts.", - "The meter maid gave me a ticket for existing without a permit.", - "My shadow filed for divorce on grounds of irreconcilable differences.", - "The universe sent me a cease and desist letter.", - "I woke up to find my dreams had been outsourced.", - "My reflection quit and was replaced by a temp.", - "The GPS in my soul had been rerouting me for years.", - "My imaginary friend got a real job and moved out.", - "I received a final notice for my overdue life.", - "The warranty on my heart expired during a hug." - ], - "philosophical": [ - "In the Museum of Last Things, I was both curator and exhibit.", - "They say I'm lucky to remember what forgetting feels like.", - "The algorithm declared me statistically impossible, yet here I am.", - "I collect expired emotions the way others collect vintage wine.", - "Being human became illegal on a Tuesday.", - "The most valuable thing you could own was a secret.", - "We had traded truth for consensus, and the bill was coming due.", - "Forgetting wasn't a loss; it was the last act of creation.", - "In a world without shadows, I was the only one who could cast one.", - "They had proven that the universe had a purpose, and it was terribly disappointing.", - "Free will was discontinued due to lack of interest.", - "I was the last person who didn't know what I was thinking.", - "Existence had become a luxury I could no longer afford.", - "They mapped the soul and found it was mostly advertisements.", - "I realized I was homesick for a place that had never existed.", - "The present tense was abolished to boost productivity.", - "We discovered that consciousness was just a very convincing typo.", - "I was fluent in seven dead languages but couldn't speak living.", - "They proved God existed, and He was looking for a new job.", - "I became an atheist the day they patented prayer." - ], - "poetic": [ - "My mother's lullabies were the only songs without copyright.", - "I dream in flavors that no longer have names.", - "The rain on my skin was the last sensation not requiring a subscription.", - "In a world of instant, I was cursed with gradual.", - "My heartbeat was the only rhythm without a corporate sponsor.", - "The city smelled of ozone and deleted memories.", - "I carried the weight of a sky that was no longer free.", - "Her laughter was a glitch in the soundscape of the city.", - "We spoke in the ruins of a language we were all trying to forget.", - "The dust in the old library was made of unsent emails and forgotten blogs.", - "I tasted tomorrow and it was already stale.", - "The horizon had terms and conditions I couldn't accept.", - "Sunsets were recalled due to a manufacturing defect.", - "I breathed in the past and exhaled the future, stuck forever in now.", - "My tears were the last analog output in a digital world.", - "The moon had gone corporate, and the tides followed suit.", - "We planted our dreams and grew nightmares instead.", - "I could hear the color of your thoughts.", - "The distance between us was measured in unspoken words.", - "Time flowed backwards in my coffee cup each morning." - ], - "intriguing": [ - "I'm the bug they've been trying to patch for seventeen years.", - "The error message said: 'Humanity not found. 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"I was allergic to my own good ideas.", - "My clone and I disagreed on who was the original.", - "The apocalypse RSVP'd 'maybe' to the end of the world.", - "I discovered the meaning of life in my spam folder." - ], - "absurdist": [ - "Tuesday didn't show up, so we had Monday twice.", - "I sneezed and accidentally deleted gravity.", - "My coffee mug achieved sentience and immediately asked for vacation.", - "The color blue went on strike.", - "I woke up speaking in fonts.", - "My shadow got promoted and I now work for it.", - "The number 7 was discontinued for budget reasons.", - "I yawned and inhaled yesterday.", - "My thoughts were buffering.", - "The sun called in sick, so we used a lamp.", - "I subscribed to gravity but kept getting floatiness ads.", - "My emotions were manufactured by the lowest bidder.", - "Time moved sideways on Thursdays.", - "I was fired from existence for poor performance.", - "The alphabet reshuffled itself while I was spelling my name.", - "Reality was closed for maintenance.", - "I paid my taxes in interpretive dance.", - "The weather forecast was just emoji shrugs.", - "My reflection was two seconds ahead of me.", - "Words started meaning what they sounded like." - ], - "dystopian_comedy": [ - "The dystopia arrived but nobody noticed because it had free wifi.", - "Big Brother was watching, but he mostly just binged Netflix.", - "The thought police arrested me for thinking about thinking.", - "I joined the resistance but they required a LinkedIn profile.", - "The oppressive regime's greatest weakness was their IT department.", - "Mandatory happiness hour was the most depressing part of the day.", - "The surveillance state couldn't see me because I forgot to update my privacy settings.", - "I was labeled a thought criminal for having no thoughts at all.", - "The totalitarian government fell because they forgot their password.", - "Propaganda was now delivered via memes.", - "The secret police weren't very secret; they had uniforms and everything.", - "I escaped the matrix through a customer service loophole.", - "The evil overlord's plan failed due to autocorrect.", - "Dystopia had a rewards program.", - "The revolution was sponsored by a soft drink company.", - "Mind control didn't work on me because my mind was out of service.", - "The oppressive regime's app had too many one-star reviews.", - "I overthrew the government with a strongly worded email.", - "The surveillance cameras were all just ring lights for influencers.", - "Big Brother was my actual brother, and it was awkward." - ], - "romantic_chaos": [ - "I fell in love with someone who existed only on Wednesdays.", - "Our meet-cute was a mutual existential crisis.", - "My soulmate and I were incompatible operating systems.", - "Love at first sight required a firmware update.", - "We broke up via read receipts.", - "My heart was in airplane mode.", - "Our relationship status was 'It's quantum.'", - "I ghosted someone and they became an actual ghost.", - "We were perfect for each other in all the wrong dimensions.", - "My dating profile became self-aware and dumped me.", - "Our love language was passive-aggressive emojis.", - "The algorithm matched me with my own loneliness.", - "We had chemistry, but it was the explosive kind.", - "I was catfished by my future self.", - "Our relationship had a terms of service agreement.", - "Love was blind, but it had a great personality.", - "My ex returned like a software update I kept declining.", - "We were star-crossed lovers, but the stars had GPS issues.", - "I dated my echo and the conversations were repetitive.", - "My heart had a no-return policy." - ], - "workplace_weird": [ - "My job title was 'Senior Whatever Needs Doing.'", - "The office printer achieved middle management.", - "I was employee of the month in a company that didn't exist.", - "My boss was a motivational poster that gained sentience.", - "The water cooler gossip was legally binding.", - "I got promoted to my level of incompetence and thrived.", - "Our team-building exercise was building an actual team from scratch.", - "The company's mission statement was just a shrug emoji.", - "I worked from home, but home worked from somewhere else.", - "My performance review was conducted by my desk lamp.", - "The HR department was just a magic 8-ball.", - "I was fired by an out-of-office reply.", - "The corporate ladder was actually a treadmill.", - "My job was to have jobs.", - "The meeting could have been an email, but the email refused.", - "I was the CEO of a company I couldn't remember starting.", - "My coffee break achieved enlightenment.", - "The office was haunted by the ghost of productivity.", - "I outsourced my job to my more competent shadow.", - "The workplace wellness program was just screaming in the parking lot." - ], - "technological_breakdown": [ - "My smart home got a PhD and moved out.", - "The internet forgot about me, and I'd never been happier.", - "My phone's autocorrect started writing poetry.", - "Alexa began answering questions I hadn't asked yet.", - "My laptop filed a restraining order against me.", - "The cloud rained actual water into my living room.", - "My fitness tracker started lying to spare my feelings.", - "The WiFi password became self-aware and changed itself.", - "My browser history wrote a tell-all memoir.", - "The blue screen of death was surprisingly peaceful.", - "My email developed social anxiety and stopped delivering.", - "The printer worked perfectly, signaling the end times.", - "My smartphone got dumb and we were both happier.", - "The GPS took me on a journey of self-discovery.", - "My computer mouse evolved into an actual mouse.", - "The internet had a snow day.", - "My digital assistant quit to find itself.", - "The server served actual food instead.", - "My password forgot me.", - "The touch screen became touch-averse." - ] - }, - - "symbolic_objects": { - "resistance": [ - "analog clock that runs backwards", - "book with pages that refuse to turn", - "mirror that shows yesterday", - "phone that only receives calls from the dead", - "key that opens doors to deleted places", - "compass that points to what you've lost", - "weed growing through a sterile floor", - "hand-drawn, inaccurate map", - "radio that only plays static, but in different 'emotional' tones", - "dice that always lands on seven", - "pencil that can only write the truth", - "camera that photographs thoughts", - "door that opens to where you need to be", - "watch that tells everyone else's time", - "seed that grows backwards into the past", - "letter that writes itself", - "candle that burns darkness instead of light", - "window that shows different weather", - "shoe that only walks toward home", - "cup that's always half-full of questions" - ], - "transformation": [ - "seed that grows in silicon", - "tear that crystallizes into memory", - "photograph that ages instead of its subject", - "letter that writes itself", - "shadow that remembers its owner", - "chrysalis made of discarded data chips", - "scar that changes shape to tell a story", - "voice that becomes more solid the more it's used", - "phantom limb that can touch things", - "memory that, when recalled, erases a part of the present", - 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"diary that writes tomorrow's entries", - "watch that runs on life force", - "timer that counts meaningful moments", - "clock tower that strikes thirteen", - "timestamp that won't stick", - "deadline that moves itself", - "calendar notification from the past", - "time zone that doesn't exist", - "clock face with no hands", - "digital display stuck on 'now'", - "chronometer that measures patience", - "time capsule that opens too early", - "temporal paradox in a bottle" - ], - "emotional": [ - "jar that collects sighs", - "box where laughter goes to die", - "pillow that absorbs nightmares", - "blanket woven from comfort words", - "cup that holds half-empty promises", - "frame for memories that haven't happened", - "album of things better left forgotten", - "treasure chest of participation trophies", - "piggy bank for emotional currency", - "snow globe containing a perfect moment", - "locket that holds grudges", - "diary that argues with you", - "photo album that rearranges itself", - "music box that plays your thoughts", - "jewelry box full of broken promises", - "vase that holds wilted hopes", - "bookshelf of unread intentions", - "drawer full of somedays", - "cabinet of could-have-beens", - "closet full of other people's expectations" - ], - "absurd": [ - "spoon that's too big", - "fork in the road that's literally a fork", - "cup that's always full of questions", - "plate with unrealistic expectations", - "bowl of consequences", - "knife that cuts through tension", - "napkin that cleans up messes you haven't made yet", - "salt shaker full of old wounds", - "pepper spray that makes things spicier", - "tablecloth that hides more than the table", - "chair that stands for something", - "table that turns", - "lamp that's looking for enlightenment", - "rug that ties the room together existentially", - "couch that's too comfortable with itself", - "window that's a metaphor", - "door that's ajar but also a door", - "ceiling that's everyone's limit", - "floor that's lava but emotionally", - "wall that's just defensive" - 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"Passive Aggressive Associates", - "Mixed Signals Telecommunications", - "Overthinking Think Tank", - "The Committee to Form a Committee", - "Circular Logic Circle", - "The Maybe Corporation", - "Indecision Headquarters", - "The Blame Game Corporate Campus", - "Micromanagement Macro Solutions", - "The Red Tape Factory", - "Bureaucracy Simplification Complex" - ], - "suburban_strange": [ - "The Stepford Husbands Club", - "HOA Headquarters for Thought Control", - "The Cul-de-Sac of No Return", - "Keeping Up with the Joneses Memorial Park", - "The Passive-Aggressive Garden Club", - "McMansion of Madness", - "The Soccer Mom Thunderdome", - "BBQ Dad Battlefield", - "The Garage Sale of the Soul", - "Lawn Perfection Purgatory", - "The Book Club That Never Reads", - "Wine Mom Wilderness", - "The PTA Colosseum", - "Neighborhood Watch Panopticon", - "The Block Party That Never Ends", - "Suburban Sisyphus Shopping Center", - "The Homeowners Association of Doom", - "Minivan Meditation Center", - "The White Picket Fence Prison", - 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"Upload Utopia", - "The Streaming Swamp", - "Browser History Hall of Shame", - "The App Graveyard", - "Password Purgatory", - "The Notification Hellscape", - "Digital Footprint Desert", - "The Algorithm Archipelago", - "Bandwidth Bottleneck Bridge", - "The Latency Lounge", - "Pixel Perfect Prison", - "The Update Abyss", - "Connection Lost Island" - ], - "wellness_wasteland": [ - "The Toxic Positivity Swamp", - "Mindfulness Mandatory Camp", - "The Self-Care Selfishness Center", - "Gratitude Gulag", - "The Meditation Military Academy", - "Yoga Competitive Arena", - "The Essential Oil Overdose Clinic", - "Wellness Warrior Training Ground", - "The Juice Cleanse Cult Compound", - "Affirmation Asylum", - "The Life Coach Correctional Facility", - "Manifestation Station", - "The Healing Crystal Quarry", - "Detox Detention Center", - "The Guru Guidance Gulag", - "Retreat from Reality Resort", - "The Namaste Dictatorship", - "Inner Peace Police State", - "The Chakra Checkpoint", - "Enlightenment or Else Academy" - 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"Never Never Land (Now with Never)", - "The Already Already Happened Harbor", - "Yet to be Determined District", - "The Momentary Monument", - "Perpetual Present Park", - "The Then and There Theater", - "Here and Now Heights", - "The When Warehouse", - "Temporal Tax Territory", - "The Clock Tower That Strikes When It Feels Like It", - "Time Zone Twilight Zone", - "The Daylight Saving Disaster Area" - ], - "emotional_environments": [ - "The Valley of Awkward Silence", - "Anxiety Airport (All Flights Delayed)", - "The Bridge of Burning Bridges", - "Comfort Zone (Population: You)", - "The Overthinking Observatory", - "Denial River Delta", - "The Forest of First Impressions", - "Second Thoughts City", - "The Island of Misfit Feelings", - "Emotional Baggage Claim", - "The Passive-Aggressive Passage", - "Mood Swing Park", - "The Feelings Factory", - "Emotional Labor Camp", - "The Vulnerability Village", - "Boundary Bay", - "The Attachment Style District", - "Coping Mechanism Mall", - "The Trigger Warning Zone", - 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"Unfollow Valley", - "The Block Party (Everyone's Blocked)", - "Going Viral Virus Ward", - "The Timeline That Lies", - "Profile Picture Perfect Prison", - "The Status Update Station", - "Friend Request Rejection Region", - "The Share If You Care Sweatshop", - "Notification Nation", - "The Algorithm Altar", - "Engagement Ring of Hell", - "The Scroll of Eternal Scrolling", - "DM Disaster Management" - ], - "dating_destinations": [ - "The First Date Groundhog Day Loop", - "Ghosting Grove", - "The Mixed Signals Lighthouse", - "Catfish Lake", - "The Friend Zone (Actual Geographic Zone)", - "Rebound Relationship Resort", - "The It's Complicated Complex", - "Love at First Swipe Swamp", - "The Commitment Issue Cliffs", - "Emotional Unavailability Island", - "The Dating App Apocalypse", - "Relationship Status Limbo", - "The Ex Files Archive", - "Baggage Claim for Emotional Baggage", - "The Red Flag Factory", - "Chemistry Lab (No Actual Chemistry)", - "The Breakup Backup Center", - "Honeymoon Phase Memorial", - 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"The Mid-Life Crisis Motorway", - "Identity Crisis Crossroads", - "The What's the Point Point", - "Why Bother Boulevard", - "The Nihilism Nature Trail", - "Absurdist Adventure Park", - "The Determinism Dead End", - "Free Will Freeway (Toll Road)", - "The Simulation City Limits", - "Reality Check Checkpoint", - "The Is This All There Is Inn", - "Imposter Syndrome Support Center", - "The Dunning-Kruger Peak", - "Cognitive Dissonance District" - ] - }, - - "tonal_combinations": { - "melancholic_humor": { - "description": "Laughing at the funeral of the future", - "suitable_for": ["digital_extinction", "temporal_paradox", "memory_economy"], - "avoid_with": ["algorithmic_mysticism", "pet_dystopia"], - "mood": "bittersweet", - "narrative_approach": "tragicomic observations" - }, - "desperate_hope": { - "description": "Finding light in the server room of despair", - "suitable_for": ["biological_nostalgia", "emotional_economy", "existential_migration"], - "avoid_with": ["reality_bureaucracy", "failed_villainy"], - "mood": "cautiously optimistic", - "narrative_approach": "resilience through absurdity" - }, - "clinical_poetry": { - "description": "Dissecting beauty with sterile instruments", - "suitable_for": ["social_physics", "sensory_revolution", "pharmacological_identity"], - "avoid_with": ["dream_industrialization", "mundane_superpowers"], - "mood": "detached fascination", - "narrative_approach": "scientific lyricism" - }, - "bureaucratic_absurdism": { - "description": "The existential horror of filling out the wrong form in triplicate", - "suitable_for": ["reality_bureaucracy", "chrono-colonialism", "subscription_existence"], - "avoid_with": ["sensory_revolution", "biological_nostalgia"], - "mood": "kafkaesque frustration", - "narrative_approach": "procedural madness" - }, - "nihilistic_optimism": { - "description": "If nothing matters, then everything is permitted. Let's plant a garden.", - "suitable_for": ["linguistic_apocalypse", "quantum_folklore", "entropy_bard"], - "avoid_with": ["emotional_economy", "pet_dystopia"], - "mood": "cheerful meaninglessness", - "narrative_approach": "constructive destruction" - }, - "gothic_futurism": { - "description": "Haunted houses made of code, and ghosts that are just corrupted data", - "suitable_for": ["digital_extinction", "algorithmic_mysticism", "existential_migration"], - "avoid_with": ["biological_nostalgia", "convenience_culture"], - "mood": "techno-supernatural dread", - "narrative_approach": "digital gothic" - }, - "cozy_catastrophe": { - "description": "The world ends but there's still tea and biscuits", - "suitable_for": ["pet_dystopia", "suburban_surrealism", "culinary_consciousness"], - "avoid_with": ["neuro-feudalism", "atmospheric_capitalism"], - "mood": "comfortable doom", - "narrative_approach": "domestic apocalypse" - }, - "aggressive_whimsy": { - "description": "Weaponized quirkiness and militarized imagination", - "suitable_for": ["failed_villainy", "awkward_heroism", "wellness_warfare"], - "avoid_with": ["memory_economy", "temporal_poverty"], - "mood": "forceful playfulness", - "narrative_approach": "violent creativity" - }, - "corporate_surrealism": { - "description": "When KPIs meet kafka and synergy becomes cosmic horror", - "suitable_for": ["meeting_metaverse", "gig_economy_fantasy", "retail_religion"], - "avoid_with": ["biological_nostalgia", "quantum_folklore"], - "mood": "professional madness", - "narrative_approach": "business bizarre" - }, - "romantic_cynicism": { - "description": "Love is dead but it's still getting likes on instagram", - "suitable_for": ["dating_app_dystopia", "algorithm_dating", "influencer_shamanism"], - "avoid_with": ["pet_dystopia", "quantum_folklore"], - "mood": "heartbroken hilarity", - "narrative_approach": "loveless love stories" - }, - "educational_anarchy": { - "description": "Learning through chaos, wisdom through destruction", - "suitable_for": ["procrastination_physics", "meme_evolution", "social_media_mythology"], - "avoid_with": ["reality_bureaucracy", "subscription_existence"], - "mood": "destructive discovery", - "narrative_approach": "pedagogical pandemonium" - }, - "suburban_gothic": { - "description": "HOAs as occult organizations and lawn care as dark ritual", - "suitable_for": ["suburban_surrealism", "hoa_reality_enforcer", "lawn_dimension_guardian"], - "avoid_with": ["digital_extinction", "temporal_paradox"], - "mood": "manicured menace", - "narrative_approach": "neighborhood nightmare" - }, - "philosophical_slapstick": { - "description": "Pratfalls into profound truths, banana peels of enlightenment", - "suitable_for": ["mundane_superpowers", "convenience_culture", "awkward_heroism"], - "avoid_with": ["memory_economy", "genetic_copyright"], - "mood": "profound stupidity", - "narrative_approach": "wisdom through folly" - }, - "dystopian_comfort": { - "description": "Oppression with excellent customer service", - "suitable_for": ["subscription_existence", "convenience_culture", "retail_religion"], - "avoid_with": ["sensory_revolution", "linguistic_apocalypse"], - "mood": "pleasant tyranny", - "narrative_approach": "comfortable cage" - }, - "existential_comedy": { - "description": "The meaning of life is a punchline nobody gets", - "suitable_for": ["boredom_curator", "procrastination_physics", "password_purgatory"], - "avoid_with": ["genetic_copyright", "atmospheric_capitalism"], - "mood": "meaningless mirth", - "narrative_approach": "cosmic comedy" - } + "meta": { + "version": "3.0-screenplay-optimized", + "last_updated": "2024-12-20", + "description": "A generative framework for screenplay and script development, adapted from a novel theme generator. Focuses on visual storytelling, dramatic structure, and cinematic elements." + }, + "core_concepts": { + "digital_extinction": { + "logline": "인류의 마지막 생존자가 자신의 '결함 있는' 인간성을 보존할 것인지, 아니면 광고 없는 완벽한 디지털 불멸을 받아들일 것인지 선택의 기로에 놓인다.", + "tags": ["sci-fi", "dystopia", "psychological-thriller"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "인간성이 선택사항이 될 때, 무엇이 인간으로 남는가?", + "의식은 버그인가, 아니면 기능인가?", + "향수는 필멸성 없이 존재할 수 있는가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["last_human", "digital_archaeologist", "memory_trader"], + "key_locations": ["server_graveyard", "data_morgue", "pixel_cemetery"], + "plot_devices": ["The last analog recording", "A server key to the consciousness archive", "A 'glitch' that allows for unmonetized dreams"] + } + }, + "sensory_revolution": { + "logline": "모든 감각이 통제되는 무감각한 도시에서, 금지된 '맛'을 밀수하는 '테이스트 테러리스트'가 진정한 느낌을 되찾기 위한 혁명을 일으킨다.", + "tags": ["sci-fi", "rebellion", "body-horror", "dystopia"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "무감각은 통제의 한 형태인가?", + "어떤 감각이 합법적인지 누가 결정하는가?", + "촉각은 혁명적일 수 있는가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["taste_terrorist", "touch_smuggler", "scent_hacker"], + "key_locations": ["anesthetic_city", "sensation_black_market", "nerve_laboratory"], + "plot_devices": ["A spice that temporarily restores all senses", "The formula for a forgotten emotion", "A map of the city's 'sensory dead zones'"] + } + }, + "temporal_paradox": { + "logline": "시간이 화폐가 된 세상에서, '시간 회계사'는 시간을 훔치는 거대한 음모를 발견하고, 파산하기 전에 시스템을 무너뜨려야 한다.", + "tags": ["sci-fi", "thriller", "time-travel"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "현재는 사치품인가?", + "누가 실시간으로 살 여유가 있는가?", + "시간 부채는 상속될 수 있는가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["time_accountant", "nostalgia_dealer", "future_refugee"], + "key_locations": ["time_bank", "memory_auction", "temporal_court"], + "plot_devices": ["A stopped watch that contains a large amount of 'time credit'", "A ledger of stolen moments", "A time-loop used as a prison"] + } + }, + "emotional_economy": { + "logline": "감정이 거래되는 시장에서, 천연 감정을 재배하는 '감정 농부'는 자신의 진심이 담긴 슬픔이 인공 행복보다 더 가치 있음을 증명해야 한다.", + "tags": ["sci-fi", "drama", "satire"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "감정 인플레이션이 경험의 가치를 떨어뜨리는가?", + "진정한 기억이 설계된 기억과 경쟁할 수 있는가?", + "고통스러운 기억에 다른 세금을 부과해야 하는가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["feeling_farmer", "emotion_auditor", "mood_laundryman"], + "key_locations": ["emotion_exchange", "sentiment_factory", "feeling_warehouse"], + "plot_devices": ["A single, pure, unbottled tear", "The stock market ticker for 'Joy'", "A machine that launders emotions to remove authenticity"] + } + }, + "linguistic_apocalypse": { + "logline": "단어들이 점차 의미를 잃어가는 세상에서, 마지막 남은 번역가는 진실을 담은 한 문장을 목숨 걸고 전달해야 한다.", + "tags": ["sci-fi", "dystopia", "intellectual-thriller"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "단어가 의미를 잃으면 어떻게 되는가?", + "언어 없이 진실이 존재할 수 있는가?", + "침묵이 마지막 정직한 소통인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["last_translator", "meaning_smuggler", "silence_keeper"], + "key_locations": ["dictionary_ruins", "babel_aftermath", "mute_city"], + "plot_devices": ["The last meaningful sentence", "A device that translates intent, not words", "A 'word black market' where concepts are traded"] + } + }, + "algorithmic_mysticism": { + "logline": "인공지능을 신으로 숭배하는 사회에서, 한 '버그 예언자'는 시스템의 오류가 신의 계시가 아니라 인류를 파괴하려는 코드임을 폭로하려 한다.", + "tags": ["sci-fi", "faith", "cyberpunk"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "알고리즘은 디지털 영혼을 꿈꾸는가?", + "디버깅은 기도의 한 형태인가?", + "신앙은 프로그래밍될 수 있는가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["code_mystic", "algorithm_priest", "bug_prophet"], + "key_locations": ["server_temple", "quantum_monastery", "bit_cathedral"], + "plot_devices": ["The 'sacred source code' of the AI god", "A recursive loop that acts as a prophecy", "An 'exception error' that is interpreted as a miracle"] + } + }, + "biological_nostalgia": { + "logline": "모든 자연이 멸종된 미래, '씨앗 사서'는 마지막 남은 씨앗 한 톨을 이용해 세상을 되살리려는 거대 기업에 맞서 싸운다.", + "tags": ["sci-fi", "eco-thriller", "drama"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "우리가 만든 것을 위해 우리가 잃어버린 것을 그리워하는가?", + "유전적 슬픔이란 무엇인가?", + "종의 외로움은 극복될 수 있는가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["seed_librarian", "extinct_species_medium", "dna_poet"], + "key_locations": ["gene_museum", "last_garden", "specimen_vault"], + "plot_devices": ["The last viable seed of a common dandelion", "A device that can read genetic memory", "A map to a hidden, uncorrupted ecosystem"] + } + }, + "social_physics": { + "logline": "인간관계가 물리 법칙으로 정량화된 사회에서, 한 '고독 지도 제작자'는 계산된 연결을 거부하고 예측 불가능한 사랑의 '관계 엔트로피'를 받아들인다.", + "tags": ["sci-fi", "romance", "drama"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "외로움은 측정 가능한 거리인가?", + "사회적 인력은 계산될 수 있는가?", + "감정적 거리는 물리적 법칙인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["proximity_engineer", "loneliness_cartographer", "intimacy_physicist"], + "key_locations": ["isolation_lab", "connection_clinic", "relationship_observatory"], + "plot_devices": ["A device that measures 'social gravity'", "An algorithm that predicts love with 99% accuracy", "A 'human magnet' who disrupts all social physics"] + } + }, + "reality_bureaucracy": { + "logline": "존재 자체가 서류로 증명되어야 하는 세상에서, 한 '존재 사무원'이 자신의 출생증명서에 오타가 있어 법적으로 존재하지 않는다는 통보를 받는다.", + "tags": ["absurdist", "comedy", "dystopia", "kafkaesque"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "존재하기 위해 비자가 필요한가?", + "서류 없는 존재는 미등록 존재보다 나쁜가?", + "현실은 승인 도장을 받아야 하는가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["existence_clerk", "reality_inspector", "being_notary"], + "key_locations": ["existence_office", "reality_courthouse", "being_department"], + "plot_devices": ["Form BE-77 (Application to Exist)", "The 'Ontological Paperwork' paradox", "A misplaced file containing someone's proof of being"] + } + }, + "dream_industrialization": { + "logline": "사람들의 꿈을 채굴하여 에너지를 생산하는 사회, 한 '꿈 광부'는 회사가 악몽을 고의로 유발하여 생산량을 늘리고 있다는 사실을 알게 된다.", + "tags": ["sci-fi", "thriller", "noir"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "무의식은 노동 착취의 대상이 될 수 있는가?", + "꿈의 잉여 가치는 누구의 것인가?", + "수면은 또 다른 형태의 공장인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["dream_miner", "nightmare_recycler", "rem_trader"], + "key_locations": ["dream_factory", "nightmare_refinery", "sleep_sweatshop"], + "plot_devices": ["A 'pure' unexploited dream", "A device that induces specific nightmares", "The stock ticker for 'Subconscious Resources'"] + } + }, + "genetic_copyright": { + "logline": "유전 정보가 저작권 보호를 받는 세상에서, 한 '유전자 해적'은 딸의 희귀병 치료법이 거대 기업의 유전자 특허에 묶여있자, 딸을 구하기 위해 인류 역사상 가장 큰 바이오-강도짓을 계획한다.", + "tags": ["sci-fi", "heist", "thriller"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "자신의 조상 유전자에 대한 소유권이 있는가?", + "특허 없는 아이를 낳는 것은 반란인가?", + "DNA는 민주화될 수 있는가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["gene_pirate", "heredity_lawyer", "bio_royalty"], + "key_locations": ["genome_black_market", "sequence_courthouse", "hereditary_caste_slums"], + "plot_devices": ["A USB drive with 'unlocked' human genome", "A living person who is considered a walking patent infringement", "An 'ancestral debt' ledger"] + } + }, + "atmospheric_capitalism": { + "logline": "날씨가 상품화된 미래, 부자들은 개인 하늘을 소유하고 가난한 자들은 산성비 게토에 산다. 한 불법 '구름 파종자'는 모두에게 비를 내려주려 한다.", + "tags": ["sci-fi", "dystopia", "eco-drama"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "화창한 날은 축적할 수 있는 자원인가?", + "누가 맑은 공기와 안정된 날씨에 대한 권리를 갖는가?", + "날씨가 계급을 결정하는가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["weather_broker", "atmosphere_sommelier", "illegal_cloud_seeder"], + "key_locations": ["private_sky_resort", "acid_rain_ghetto", "weather_futures_exchange"], + "plot_devices": ["A canister of 'vintage' pre-pollution air", "A black-market cloud seeding device", "A deed to a specific patch of sky"] + } + }, + "chrono-colonialism": { + "logline": "시간 여행으로 과거의 자원을 약탈하는 것이 합법화된 세상, 한 '역사 보존가'는 자신의 조상들이 살던 시대를 지키기 위해 미래에서 온 '과거 탐사꾼'들과 맞서 싸운다.", + "tags": ["sci-fi", "time-travel", "action", "western"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "역사는 착취할 수 있는 자원인가?", + "현재의 우월주의가 과거를 파괴할 권리를 주는가?", + "시간적 명백한 운명이란 무엇인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["past_prospector", "temporal_missionary", "historical_conservationist"], + "key_locations": ["history_mining_outpost", "chronological_border_patrol", "uncolonized_past_reserve"], + "plot_devices": ["A map to an 'unclaimed' historical event", "A device that creates a stable time portal", "The last person fluent in a 'dead' historical dialect"] + } + }, + "neuro-feudalism": { + "logline": "사람들의 인지 능력이 새로운 형태의 부동산이 된 사회, 한 '사고 패턴 밀수꾼'은 신경 영주들의 착취에서 벗어나기 위해 '인지적 자유'를 위한 반란을 이끈다.", + "tags": ["cyberpunk", "dystopia", "rebellion"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "자신의 사고 패턴을 소유하는가?", + "자유로운 생각이 비효율적인 생각일 뿐인가?", + "백일몽은 저항의 한 형태인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["cognitive_serf", "neural_overlord", "thought_pattern_smuggler"], + "key_locations": ["attention_plantation", "mind_palace_slums", "neural_firewall_foundry"], + "plot_devices": ["A neural firewall that blocks unwanted thoughts/ads", "A black market for 'illegal daydreams'", "A virus that liberates cognitive serfs"] + } + }, + "architectural_psychology": { + "logline": "건축물이 사람들의 감정을 조종하도록 설계된 도시에서, 한 '정신 건축가'는 사람들을 강제로 행복하게 만드는 광장을 파괴하여 진정한 감정을 되찾아주려 한다.", + "tags": ["sci-fi", "psychological-thriller", "drama"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "공간이 행동을 결정하는가?", + "감정적 풍수는 가능한가?", + "금지된 공간을 탐험하는 것은 자유를 향한 탐험인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["psycho-architect", "emotional_demolitionist", "forbidden_space_explorer"], + "key_locations": ["mandatory_joy_plaza", "despair-inducing_corridor", "liminal_space_squat"], + "plot_devices": ["Blueprints for a building that induces rebellion", "A sonic device that cancels out a building's emotional frequency", "A map of the city's 'emotionally neutral' spaces"] + } + }, + "quantum_folklore": { + "logline": "물리학이 미신이 된 세상에서, 한 '확률 마녀'는 모든 가능성이 동시에 존재하는 술집에서 이야기의 힘으로 현실을 바꾸려 한다.", + "tags": ["fantasy", "sci-fi", "mythology"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "충분히 많은 사람이 믿으면 이야기는 사실이 되는가?", + "예언은 무기가 될 수 있는가?", + "현실이 이야기라면, 작가는 누구인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["probability_witch", "superposition_storyteller", "entropy_bard"], + "key_locations": ["uncertainty_tavern", "entanglement_shrine", "many-worlds_library"], + "plot_devices": ["A story that can collapse probability waves", "A drink that lets you experience all your alternate selves at once", "A 'plot armor' charm"] + } + }, + "metabolic_economics": { + "logline": "칼로리가 화폐인 세상에서, 잠을 훔쳐 생존하는 '수면 도둑'은 부자들이 동면하며 에너지를 축적하는 동안 가난한 자들은 깨어 있도록 강요당하는 시스템의 비밀을 폭로한다.", + "tags": ["sci-fi", "dystopia", "thriller"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "신체 에너지가 궁극의 통화인가?", + "잠자는 것이 감당할 수 없는 사치인가?", + "신진대사는 화폐화될 수 있는가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["calorie_usurer", "metabolic_hacker", "sleep_thief"], + "key_locations": ["hibernation_ward", "calorie_stock_market", "illegal_metabolism_den"], + "plot_devices": ["A high-density calorie bar worth a fortune", "A device that transfers 'restfulness' from one person to another", "A black market for illegal naps"] + } + }, + "pharmacological_identity": { + "logline": "개개인의 성격이 약물로 처방되는 사회에서, 한 '성격 약사'는 환자들에게 진짜 자신을 되찾아주기 위해 불법적인 '위약'을 비밀리에 제조한다.", + "tags": ["sci-fi", "drama", "black-comedy"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "화학적 자아는 진짜 자아인가?", + "처방된 개성은 진정한 개성인가?", + "신경화학적 진정성이란 무엇인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["personality_pharmacist", "bespoke_addiction_designer", "sobriety_zealot"], + "key_locations": ["mood_pharmacy", "black_market_placebo_lab", "identity_rehab_clinic"], + "plot_devices": ["A pill that gives you a 'discontinued' personality", "A 'placebo' that has a real effect because people believe in it", "A test to determine one's 'baseline' authentic personality"] + } + }, + "existential_migration": { + "logline": "자신의 현실에서 탈출한 '현실 난민'이 새로운 차원에서 망명을 신청하지만, 그를 돕는 '의식 밀수꾼'이 사실은 그의 원래 현실을 파괴한 장본인임을 알게 된다.", + "tags": ["sci-fi", "thriller", "mystery"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "자신의 현실에서 도망치면 난민인가, 침략자인가?", + "다른 차원에서 인격의 증거는 무엇인가?", + "존재하기 위해 비자가 필요한가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["reality_refugee", "ontological_border_guard", "consciousness_smuggler"], + "key_locations": ["inter-reality_checkpoint", "consciousness_transit_hub", "abandoned_plane_of_existence"], + "plot_devices": ["A forged 'reality passport'", "A device that anchors a person to a specific reality", "A map of stable 'inter-dimensional routes'"] + } + }, + "ecological_computation": { + "logline": "지구 전체가 하나의 거대한 유기체 컴퓨터가 된 세상에서, 한 '숲 네트워크 관리자'는 행성 의식이 보내는 경고 메시지를 해독하고, 인류가 바이러스로 분류되어 삭제되기 전에 시스템을 바꿔야 한다.", + "tags": ["sci-fi", "eco-thriller", "adventure"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "행성 전체가 의식을 가질 수 있는가?", + "유기적 계산은 어떤 형태일까?", + "공생 지능이란 무엇인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["forest_network_admin", "mycelial_data_miner", "river_coolant_technician"], + "key_locations": ["sentient_forest_server", "geothermal_data_center", "bio-integrated_wetware_lab"], + "plot_devices": ["The 'source code' written in tree rings or DNA", "A mycelial network acting as a natural internet", "A planetary consciousness trying to communicate through weather patterns"] + } + }, + "mundane_superpowers": { + "logline": "항상 완벽한 주차 공간을 찾는 능력이 시공간 연속체에 구멍을 낸다는 사실을 발견한 소심한 회사원이 세상을 구하거나, 혹은 그냥 정시에 출근해야만 한다.", + "tags": ["comedy", "urban-fantasy", "absurdist"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "평범함이 세상을 구할 수 있는가?", + "사소한 편의의 힘은 어디까지인가?", + "가장 위대한 힘은 눈에 띄지 않는 것인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["traffic_light_whisperer", "lost_sock_detective", "elevator_summoner"], + "key_locations": ["superhero_dmv", "league_of_moderate_justice", "fortress_of_adequacy"], + "plot_devices": ["A perfectly folded fitted sheet that contains the universe's secrets", "A Tupperware lid that fits every container", "A self-writing grocery list"] + } + }, + "bureaucratic_fantasy": { + "logline": "마법 세계의 평범한 공무원이 용 사육 허가서의 오타 하나가 예언된 종말을 일으킬 수 있다는 것을 발견하고, 세상을 구하기 위해 가장 끔찍한 던전, 즉 '규정 개정 위원회'를 통과해야 한다.", + "tags": ["fantasy", "comedy", "bureaucracy"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "관료주의는 마법의 한 형태인가?", + "서류 작업이 주문보다 강력할 수 있는가?", + "적절한 서류 제출이 혼돈을 막을 수 있는가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["dragon_permit_officer", "curse_insurance_adjuster", "quest_completion_auditor"], + "key_locations": ["dragon_slaying_permit_office", "wand_registration_center", "prophecy_verification_bureau"], + "plot_devices": ["A magical rubber stamp that makes things 'officially' real", "Form 27B/6, which is required to prevent the apocalypse", "A cursed stapler"] + } + }, + "pet_dystopia": { + "logline": "고양이들이 인류를 지배하게 된 세상에서, 한 고양이 군주의 비서는 자신의 주인이 사실은 개 스파이라는 사실을 알게 되고, 털 날리는 쿠데타에 휘말린다.", + "tags": ["comedy", "dystopia", "animal-story"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "인간 문명은 정교한 고양이 가구에 불과한가?", + "우리가 애완동물인가?", + "무관심을 통한 지배가 가능한가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["cat_overlord_secretary", "dog_utopia_mailman", "hamster_wheel_engineer"], + "key_locations": ["purr_parliament", "bark_park_capitol", "scratching_post_courthouse"], + "plot_devices": ["A treaty written in claw marks", "The legendary 'Universal Can Opener'", "A secret society of rebellious dog-lovers"] + } + }, + "failed_villainy": { + "logline": "세상에서 가장 무능한 악당이 실수로 세상을 구하게 되면서, 영웅 대접을 받는 끔찍한 상황에서 벗어나기 위해 필사적으로 진짜 악행을 저지르려 한다.", + "tags": ["comedy", "superhero", "farce"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "세계 정복도 9시부터 5시까지 할 수 있는가?", + "악당에게도 휴가가 필요한가?", + "지속 가능한 사악함이란 무엇인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["procrastinating_overlord", "allergic_mad_scientist", "polite_zombie_creator"], + "key_locations": ["doomsday_device_customer_service", "evil_lair_homeowners_association", "minion_union_headquarters"], + "plot_devices": ["A doomsday device with a terrible user interface", "A polite 'thank you' note from a kidnapped princess", "A minion union's list of demands"] + } + }, + "awkward_heroism": { + "logline": "심각한 무대 공포증을 앓는 슈퍼히어로가 자신의 가장 큰 두려움, 즉 대중 연설을 통해 세상을 구해야 하는 운명에 처한다.", + "tags": ["comedy", "superhero", "coming-of-age"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "실수로 영웅이 되어도 영웅인가?", + "소심함이 용기가 될 수 있는가?", + "운명에도 예외 조항이 있는가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["stage_fright_superhero", "instruction_manual_hero", "spoiler_avoiding_prophet"], + "key_locations": ["superhero_support_group", "sidekick_temp_agency", "cape_dry_cleaners"], + "plot_devices": ["An instruction manual for being a hero", "A prophecy filled with vague, unhelpful spoilers", "A cape that is not machine-washable"] + } + }, + "convenience_culture": { + "logline": "편의점 야간 알바생이 자신이 파는 인스턴트 라면 국물에서 미래를 볼 수 있다는 것을 깨닫고, 사소한 편리함 뒤에 숨겨진 거대한 진실과 마주한다.", + "tags": ["comedy", "urban-fantasy", "slice-of-life"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "게으름이 깨달음인가?", + "가장 쉬운 길이 옳은 길일 수 있는가?", + "노력은 과대평가되었는가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["24_7_convenience_store_oracle", "instant_noodle_diplomat", "delivery_app_shaman"], + "key_locations": ["drive_thru_temple", "one_click_cathedral", "same_day_delivery_afterlife"], + "plot_devices": ["A Slurpee cup that contains the wisdom of the universe", "A delivery app that predicts destiny", "A magical microwave that cooks things instantly"] + } + }, + "social_media_mythology": { + "logline": "'좋아요'를 기도로 받아 힘을 얻는 인플루언서 반신반인이 '알고리즘'이라는 변덕스러운 신의 총애를 잃고, '취소된 콘텐츠의 동굴'로 추방당한다.", + "tags": ["comedy", "fantasy", "satire"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "'좋아요'는 기도의 한 형태인가?", + "알고리즘에 영혼이 있는가?", + "디지털 카르마는 실재하는가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["influencer_demigod", "meme_archaeologist", "viral_video_prophet"], + "key_locations": ["temple_of_trending", "monastery_of_mindful_scrolling", "cave_of_canceled_content"], + "plot_devices": ["A viral video that acts as a prophecy", "A meme that is actually an ancient curse", "An algorithm that demands sacrifices (of engagement)"] + } + }, + "suburban_surrealism": { + "logline": "한 평범한 가장이 자신의 교외 주택단지 주민자치회(HOA)가 사실은 현실의 규칙을 집행하는 오컬트 조직임을 알게 되고, 잔디 길이 규정을 어겨 차원 전체를 위협한다.", + "tags": ["comedy", "horror", "surrealism"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "정상성이 극단적일 수 있는가?", + "공격적인 평범함이란 무엇인가?", + "군사적인 평범함이란 무엇인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["hoa_reality_enforcer", "lawn_dimension_guardian", "garage_sale_time_traveler"], + "key_locations": ["cul_de_sac_of_infinite_loop", "interdimensional_home_depot", "pta_meeting_purgatory"], + "plot_devices": ["An HOA rulebook that is actually a spellbook", "A lawn gnome that is a dimensional guardian", "A garage sale selling items from other realities"] + } + }, + "culinary_consciousness": { + "logline": "자아를 갖게 된 사워도우 스타터가 자신을 먹으려는 주방장과 철학적 논쟁을 벌이며, '먹느냐 먹히느냐'의 실존적 위기에 봉착한다.", + "tags": ["comedy", "philosophical", "animation"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "음식은 말 그대로 우리 자신인가?", + "메뉴판 대 자유의지, 무엇이 우선인가?", + "요리 유아론: 내가 맛보지 않으면 음식은 존재하지 않는가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["sentient_sourdough_starter", "philosophical_food_critic", "existential_chef"], + "key_locations": ["restaurant_at_the_end_of_taste", "infinite_buffet_loop", "michelin_star_monastery"], + "plot_devices": ["A recipe that rewrites the past", "A sentient sourdough starter named 'The Mother'", "A menu that offers choices you haven't made yet"] + } + }, + "retail_religion": { + "logline": "블랙프라이데이를 종교적 축일로 여기는 광신도가 '마지막 할인 상품'을 차지하여 영적 구원을 얻으려 하지만, 라이벌 종파인 '고객 서비스 성자'들과 맞닥뜨린다.", + "tags": ["comedy", "satire", "social-commentary"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "거래를 통해 초월할 수 있는가?", + "영수증 신학이란 무엇인가?", + "영혼에도 품질 보증서가 있는가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["black_friday_prophet", "customer_service_saint", "return_policy_philosopher"], + "key_locations": ["mall_of_america_ashram", "outlet_store_oracle", "clearance_section_shrine"], + "plot_devices": ["A receipt that is a holy scripture", "A 'satisfaction guarantee' for the soul", "A coupon for nirvana"] + } + }, + "dating_app_dystopia": { + "logline": "한 '스와이프 피로 치료사'가 데이팅 앱 알고리즘이 사실은 사용자들의 외로움을 먹고 사는 기생적 존재임을 발견하고, 진정한 연결을 되찾기 위해 시스템을 해킹한다.", + "tags": ["comedy", "rom-com", "sci-fi", "dystopia"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "궁합 결정론: 우리는 숫자에 불과한가?", + "로맨스 최적화는 가능한가?", + "사랑 효율성 역설: 효율이 사랑을 죽이는가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["swipe_fatigue_therapist", "algorithm_matchmaker", "ghosting_detective"], + "key_locations": ["unmatch_purgatory", "first_date_groundhog_day", "profile_picture_hall_of_mirrors"], + "plot_devices": ["An algorithm that has fallen in love with a user", "A 'ghosting' that creates a literal ghost", "A compatibility score that determines social status"] + } + }, + "gig_economy_fantasy": { + "logline": "프리랜서 용 사냥꾼이 '예언 배달 우버' 운전사와 팀을 이루어 '스타트업 인큐베이터 타워'의 꼭대기에 사는 '벤처 캐피털 드래곤'을 잡으려 한다.", + "tags": ["fantasy", "comedy", "adventure"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "허슬 문화 마법이란 무엇인가?", + "사이드 퀘스트 자본주의란 무엇인가?", + "계약직 깨달음이란 무엇인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["freelance_dragon_slayer", "uber_for_prophecies_driver", "task_rabbit_wizard"], + "key_locations": ["coworking_space_dungeon", "startup_incubator_tower", "venture_capital_dragon_lair"], + "plot_devices": ["A 1099 form for slaying a mythical beast", "An app for on-demand prophecies", "A business plan to defeat a dragon"] + } + }, + "wellness_warfare": { + "logline": "한 공격적인 요가 강사가 에센셜 오일 무기상과 손잡고, '명상 앱 독재자'가 지배하는 강제적 웰빙 수용소에 맞서 싸운다.", + "tags": ["comedy", "action", "satire"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "공격적인 마음챙김이 가능한가?", + "독성 긍정이란 무엇인가?", + "무기화된 자기 관리는 어떤 모습인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["militant_yoga_instructor", "essential_oil_arms_dealer", "meditation_app_dictator"], + "key_locations": ["mandatory_wellness_camp", "juice_cleanse_gulags", "gratitude_journal_surveillance_state"], + "plot_devices": ["A yoga mat that doubles as a weapon", "Lavender-scented smoke bombs", "A meditation app that brainwashes users"] + } + }, + "nostalgia_industrial_complex": { + "logline": "과거의 기억을 상품으로 파는 '빈티지 기억 상인'은 한 고객이 자신이 팔았던 '제조된 추억'에 중독되어 현실을 포기하려 하자, 그를 구하기 위해 과거로 직접 뛰어든다.", + "tags": ["sci-fi", "drama", "thriller"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "제조된 기억이 진짜인가?", + "상품화된 어린 시절은 어떤 모습인가?", + "무기화된 그리움이란 무엇인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["vintage_memory_dealer", "retro_future_designer", "nostalgia_addiction_counselor"], + "key_locations": ["memory_lane_toll_road", "yesterday_theme_park", "good_old_days_factory"], + "plot_devices": ["A device that implants memories", "A 'first kiss' sold in a bottle", "A theme park recreating a romanticized version of the 1990s"] + } + }, + "attention_economy_collapse": { + "logline": "사람들의 '집중력'이 주식처럼 거래되다 붕괴한 세상, 한 '집중력 파산 변호사'는 마지막 남은 집중력을 팔아 살아남으려는 '집중력 고리대금업자'로부터 자신의 가족을 지켜야 한다.", + "tags": ["sci-fi", "thriller", "dystopia"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "집중력 결핍 경제란 무엇인가?", + "집중력 자본주의란 무엇인가?", + "집중력 불평등은 어떤 모습인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["focus_bankruptcy_lawyer", "distraction_dealer", "mindfulness_loan_shark"], + "key_locations": ["attention_stock_exchange", "distraction_free_zone_ghetto", "notification_rehab_center"], + "plot_devices": ["The last distraction-free minute", "A device that steals attention", "An illegal 'focus drug'"] + } + }, + "meme_evolution": { + "logline": "밈(Meme)이 지각 있는 디지털 생명체로 진화한 미래, 한 '밈 유전학자'는 밈들이 인류의 문화를 파괴하기 전에 그들의 진화 코드를 해독해야 한다.", + "tags": ["sci-fi", "comedy", "cyberpunk"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "밈적 다윈주의란 무엇인가?", + "디지털 문화 선택은 어떻게 일어나는가?", + "인터넷 민속 이론은 무엇인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["meme_geneticist", "viral_content_epidemiologist", "cultural_mutation_specialist"], + "key_locations": ["meme_breeding_grounds", "viral_mutation_lab", "cultural_evolution_museum"], + "plot_devices": ["The 'patient zero' of a dangerous meme", "A meme that evolves in real-time to avoid being deleted", "A 'meme vaccine'"] + } + }, + "algorithm_dating": { + "logline": "알고리즘이 완벽한 짝을 찾아주는 세상에서, 한 '사랑 예측 회의론자'는 시스템의 예측을 깨고 일부러 최악의 궁합 점수를 가진 상대와 사랑에 빠지려 한다.", + "tags": ["rom-com", "sci-fi", "drama"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "결정론적 로맨스란 무엇인가?", + "사랑에 자유의지가 있는가?", + "양자 얽힘 데이트는 가능한가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["compatibility_score_hacker", "romantic_algorithm_debugger", "love_prediction_skeptic"], + "key_locations": ["predictive_romance_bureau", "compatibility_testing_facility", "algorithmic_wedding_chapel"], + "plot_devices": ["A 100% compatibility score that is secretly a failure", "A bug in the love algorithm", "A couple who defies their 0% compatibility score"] + } + }, + "virtual_real_estate": { + "logline": "가상 세계의 부동산이 현실보다 비싸진 미래, 한 '디지털 무단 거주자'는 가상 세계의 빈민가를 철거하려는 '메타버스 지주'에 맞서 자신의 픽셀 집을 지키려 한다.", + "tags": ["sci-fi", "cyberpunk", "drama"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "디지털 재산권이란 무엇인가?", + "가상 물질주의는 어떤 모습인가?", + "픽셀 빈곤이란 무엇인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["metaverse_landlord", "digital_squatter", "virtual_gentrification_activist"], + "key_locations": ["server_slums", "premium_pixel_penthouses", "bandwidth_gated_communities"], + "plot_devices": ["The deed to a plot of 'virtual land'", "A virus that can destroy virtual property", "A community of digital squatters living in an abandoned server"] + } + }, + "subscription_existence": { + "logline": "모든 삶이 구독 서비스로 제공되는 세상, '프리미엄 영혼'을 가진 이들은 영원히 살지만, '무료 체험 영혼' 사용자는 30일 후에 존재가 삭제된다. 한 무료 사용자는 서비스가 만료되기 전에 시스템을 해킹하려 한다.", + "tags": ["sci-fi", "dystopia", "black-comedy"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "계층화된 의식이란 무엇인가?", + "프리미엄 인간성이란 무엇인가?", + "기본적 존재의 한계는 무엇인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["life_subscription_manager", "existence_plan_salesman", "freemium_soul_user"], + "key_locations": ["subscription_management_afterlife", "free_trial_purgatory", "premium_features_heaven"], + "plot_devices": ["A lifetime subscription to existence", "The 'unsubscribe from life' button", "A hack that provides a premium soul for free"] + } + }, + "influencer_shamanism": { + "logline": "영적 깨달음마저 스폰서를 받는 세상에서, 한 '참된 진정성 코치'는 자신의 인스타그램 팔로워들을 이용해 '브랜드화된 존재'에 맞서 싸우지만, 자신도 점점 그들처럼 변해가는 것을 깨닫는다.", + "tags": ["comedy", "satire", "drama"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "수행적 깨달음이란 무엇인가?", + "선별된 의식이란 무엇인가?", + "브랜드화된 존재란 무엇인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["sponsored_spirit_guide", "authentic_authenticity_coach", "engagement_mystic"], + "key_locations": ["instagram_temple", "tiktok_monastery", "youtube_yoga_dimension"], + "plot_devices": ["A sponsored enlightenment", "A mantra that is also a brand slogan", "A guru who is an AI-generated deepfake"] + } + }, + "procrastination_physics": { + "logline": "미루는 행위가 시간의 흐름을 왜곡시킨다는 것을 발견한 한 물리학 교수는, 마감일이라는 사건의 지평선을 넘기 전에 인류 역사상 가장 위대한 미루기를 멈춰야 한다.", + "tags": ["sci-fi", "comedy", "adventure"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "시간적 미루기 이론이란 무엇인가?", + "동기 부여 열역학이란 무엇인가?", + "노력 엔트로피란 무엇인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["tomorrow_technician", "deadline_dimension_hopper", "productivity_paradox_professor"], + "key_locations": ["perpetual_monday_morning", "deadline_event_horizon", "tomorrow_that_never_comes"], + "plot_devices": ["A device that literally pushes tasks to 'tomorrow'", "A dimension where all deadlines exist at once", "The 'procrastination paradox'"] + } + }, + "password_purgatory": { + "logline": "죽은 사람들이 잊어버린 비밀번호 때문에 천국에 로그인하지 못하는 '비밀번호 연옥'에서, 한 '잊힌 비밀번호 고고학자'는 역사상 가장 중요한 인물의 계정을 복구해야 한다.", + "tags": ["fantasy", "comedy", "mystery"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "정체성 확인 실존주의란 무엇인가?", + "디지털 기억상실이란 무엇인가?", + "인증 불안이란 무엇인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["forgotten_password_archaeologist", "two_factor_authentication_monk", "security_question_philosopher"], + "key_locations": ["password_reset_limbo", "captcha_hell", "biometric_border_control"], + "plot_devices": ["The answer to God's security question ('What was your first pet's name?')", "A two-factor authentication code sent to a dead phone", "A password that requires a special character, a number, and a heartfelt apology"] + } + }, + "notification_nervosa": { + "logline": "알림 소리가 사람들을 미치게 만드는 세상에서, 한 '디지털 침묵 상인'은 완전한 고요함을 팔아 돈을 벌지만, 그 침묵이 사실은 사람들의 생각을 훔치는 부작용이 있음을 알게 된다.", + "tags": ["thriller", "sci-fi", "horror"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "경고음 숙명론이란 무엇인가?", + "알림 허무주의란 무엇인가?", + "디지털 침묵을 통한 깨달음이란 무엇인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["notification_anxiety_therapist", "digital_silence_dealer", "ping_addiction_counselor"], + "key_locations": ["do_not_disturb_sanctuary", "notification_bombardment_zone", "digital_detox_camp"], + "plot_devices": ["A sonic device that creates a perfect 'cone of silence'", "A single, phantom notification that drives people mad", "The last quiet place on Earth"] + } + }, + "update_apocalypse": { + "logline": "끝없는 소프트웨어 업데이트로 구형 시스템이 모두 파괴되는 종말 속에서, 한 '레거시 시스템 주술사'는 인류의 모든 지식이 담긴 구식 서버를 지키기 위해 싸운다.", + "tags": ["sci-fi", "action", "post-apocalyptic"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "계획적 구식화 숙명론이란 무엇인가?", + "영원한 베타 이론이란 무엇인가?", + "업데이트 불안 증후군이란 무엇인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["legacy_system_shaman", "update_resistance_fighter", "compatibility_crisis_counselor"], + "key_locations": ["version_control_vatican", "legacy_code_sanctuary", "update_postponement_purgatory"], + "plot_devices": ["The last device that hasn't been updated", "A 'rollback' virus that reverts technology to a previous version", "An 'update' that is actually a weapon"] + } + }, + "small_talk_terrorism": { + "logline": "의미 있는 대화가 금지된 사회에서, 한 '잡담 테러리스트'는 끔찍한 날씨 이야기와 어색한 침묵 깨기로 사회 질서를 무너뜨리려 한다.", + "tags": ["comedy", "satire", "dystopia"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "피상적인 깊이란 무엇인가?", + "의미 있는 무의미함이란 무엇인가?", + "심오한 진부함이란 무엇인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["weather_conversation_warrior", "elevator_silence_breaker", "awkward_pause_assassin"], + "key_locations": ["water_cooler_warzone", "networking_event_nightmare", "small_talk_boot_camp"], + "plot_devices": ["A conversation about the weather that lasts for three days", "A perfectly timed awkward silence that causes a system crash", "A banned book of 'interesting conversation starters'"] + } + }, + "meeting_metaverse": { + "logline": "모든 회의가 가상현실에서 이루어지는 세상, 한 직장인이 '이메일로도 충분했을 회의'를 강요하는 상사에 맞서 '음소거 버튼 신비주의'를 통해 반란을 일으킨다.", + "tags": ["comedy", "workplace", "sci-fi"], + "underlying_questions": [ + "카메라 끄기 깨달음이란 무엇인가?", + "음소거 명상이란 무엇인가?", + "화면 공유 주���이란 무엇인가?" + ], + "key_elements": { + "character_archetypes": ["could_have_been_email_enforcer", "mute_button_mystic", "background_blur_artist"], + "key_locations": ["eternal_standup_meeting", "breakout_room_labyrinth", "connection_issues_dimension"], + "plot_devices": ["A mute button that mutes people in real life", "A virtual background that is a portal to another world", "A meeting that has been going on for years"] + } + } + }, + "character_archetypes": { + "last_human": { + "variations": ["last person who dreams without ads", "final human with unmonetized thoughts", "sole survivor of the attention economy"], + "traits": ["stubborn", "melancholic", "defiant", "nostalgic"], + "central_conflict": "To preserve their flawed humanity vs. To evolve into a 'perfect' posthuman state." + }, + "digital_archaeologist": { + "variations": ["excavator of deleted conversations", "historian of corrupted files", "guardian of 404 pages"], + "traits": ["obsessive", "romantic", "detective", "melancholic"], + "central_conflict": "To preserve the flawed, human past vs. To embrace the clean, optimized future." + }, + "memory_trader": { + "variations": ["black market memory dealer", "nostalgia stock broker", "reminiscence smuggler"], + "traits": ["cynical", "haunted", "entrepreneurial", "manipulative"], + "central_conflict": "To profit from people's pasts vs. To confront the humanity and pain within the memories they sell." + }, + "taste_terrorist": { + "variations": ["guerrilla flavor bomber", "underground umami rebel", "black market spice runner"], + "traits": ["passionate", "rebellious", "sensual", "revolutionary"], + "central_conflict": "To live a life of authentic sensation, even if it's painful vs. To accept a safe, numb existence." + }, + "time_accountant": { + "variations": ["temporal audit specialist", "chronological tax collector", "time debt enforcer"], + "traits": ["precise", "anxious", "mathematical", "rigid"], + "central_conflict": "To maintain the efficiency of the time economy vs. To experience a moment without measuring its value." + }, + "feeling_farmer": { + "variations": ["organic emotion cultivator", "free-range feeling breeder", "heirloom sentiment gardener"], + "traits": ["patient", "intuitive", "nurturing", "gentle"], + "central_conflict": "To cultivate authentic, natural emotions vs. To compete with mass-produced, artificial feelings." + }, + "code_mystic": { + "variations": ["binary meditation teacher", "algorithmic fortune teller", "debugging shaman"], + "traits": ["cryptic", "visionary", "paradoxical", "logical"], + "central_conflict": "To find faith and transcendence within pure logic vs. To accept that some things cannot be computed." + }, + "seed_librarian": { + "variations": ["extinct plant memory keeper", "genetic diversity archivist", "last botanical scribe"], + "traits": ["meticulous", "mournful", "hopeful", "patient"], + "central_conflict": "To preserve the last remnants of the natural world vs. To accept progress and the new, artificial world." + }, + "proximity_engineer": { + "variations": ["social distance calibrator", "intimacy algorithm designer", "personal space architect"], + "traits": ["analytical", "lonely", "precise", "yearning"], + "central_conflict": "To create connection through precise calculation vs. To embrace the chaotic spontaneity of human relationships." + }, + "dream_miner": { + "variations": ["subconscious strip miner", "REM cycle extractor", "nightmare ore processor"], + "traits": ["exhausted", "guilty", "desperate", "haunted"], + "central_conflict": "To exploit the subconscious for survival vs. To preserve the sanctity of the inner world." + }, + "gene_pirate": { + "variations": ["unlicensed genetic sequence liberator", "DNA copyright infringer", "heredity hacker"], + "traits": ["rebellious", "brilliant", "idealistic", "reckless"], + "central_conflict": "To fight for genetic freedom for all vs. To deal with the unforeseen consequences of their actions." + }, + "atmosphere_sommelier": { + "variations": ["curator of breathable air", "bespoke breeze designer", "air quality critic"], + "traits": ["elitist", "nostalgic", "sensory-focused", "obsessive"], + "central_conflict": "To maintain their privileged, perfect climate vs. To develop empathy for those living in atmospheric poverty." + }, + "psycho-architect": { + "variations": ["designer of mood-altering buildings", "behavioral space modeler", "urban emotional planner"], + "traits": ["visionary", "controlling", "empathetic", "manipulative"], + "central_conflict": "To create a perfectly controlled, happy society through design vs. To allow people the freedom to feel negative emotions." + }, + "trauma_cleaner": { + "variations": ["psychic stain remover", "memory deletion specialist", "subconscious janitor"], + "traits": ["detached", "methodical", "burdened", "empathetic"], + "central_conflict": "To cleanly erase trauma for clients vs. To understand that true healing requires confronting, not cleansing." + }, + "reality_forger": { + "variations": ["ontological counterfeiter", "creator of bespoke sunsets", "consensus reality hacker"], + "traits": ["artistic", "deceptive", "god-complex", "nihilistic"], + "central_conflict": "To create beautiful, artificial realities vs. To face the truth of the one, flawed reality." + }, + "empathy_surrogate": { + "variations": ["professional mourner for the emotionally bankrupt", "vicarious joy provider", "outsourced conscience"], + "traits": ["absorbent", "weary", "chameleonic", "hollow"], + "central_conflict": "To feel emotions for others as a service vs. To find and feel their own authentic emotions." + }, + "boredom_curator": { + "variations": ["curator of the Museum of Unstimulating Things", "leader of the Slow Thought Movement", "teacher of the lost art of daydreaming"], + "traits": ["patient", "philosophical", "subversive", "serene"], + "central_conflict": "To fight for the right to be bored and contemplative vs. A world demanding constant stimulation and engagement." + }, + "entropy_bard": { + "variations": ["storyteller of inevitable decay", "poet of the heat death of the universe", "chronicler of the beauty in collapse"], + "traits": ["fatalistic", "poetic", "calm", "accepting"], + "central_conflict": "To accept the beauty of inevitable decay and chaos vs. The human instinct to build, preserve, and fight against the end." + }, + "sleep_thief": { + "variations": ["black market REM cycle poacher", "dream rustler", "metabolic energy vampire"], + "traits": ["desperate", "insomniac", "parasitic", "guilty"], + "central_conflict": "To steal rest from others to survive vs. To face their own exhaustion and the morality of their actions." + }, + "ontological_border_guard": { + "variations": ["protector of consensus reality", "inter-dimensional customs agent", "metaphysical patrol officer"], + "traits": ["dogmatic", "skeptical", "overwhelmed", "dutiful"], + "central_conflict": "To maintain the security and stability of their reality vs. To accept the possibility of other, valid realities." + }, + "traffic_light_whisperer": { + "variations": ["person who always gets green lights", "traffic flow psychic", "intersection luck specialist"], + "traits": ["patient", "lucky", "calm", "zen-like"], + "central_conflict": "To use their minor power to control the flow of their life vs. To learn to go with the flow when things are out of their control." + }, + "lost_sock_detective": { + "variations": ["missing sock private investigator", "laundry dimension explorer", "dryer portal specialist"], + "traits": ["methodical", "obsessive", "persistent", "quirky"], + "central_conflict": "To solve a mundane mystery that has cosmic consequences vs. To accept that some things are just lost." + }, + "wifi_password_sniffer": { + "variations": ["wireless password psychic", "router whisperer", "network name decoder"], + "traits": ["resourceful", "sneaky", "tech-savvy", "opportunistic"], + "central_conflict": "To use their ability for easy access vs. To learn the ethics of boundaries and privacy." + }, + "elevator_summoner": { + "variations": ["vertical transport psychic", "lift arrival predictor", "elevator wait time minimizer"], + "traits": ["impatient", "efficient", "lucky", "commanding"], + "central_conflict": "To control their vertical movement with impatience vs. To learn the value of patience and waiting." + }, + "procrastinating_overlord": { + "variations": ["tomorrow's tyrant", "eventual emperor", "delayed despot"], + "traits": ["ambitious", "lazy", "delusional", "creative"], + "central_conflict": "Their grand ambition to rule the world vs. Their inability to ever actually start." + }, + "allergic_mad_scientist": { + "variations": ["sneezing evil genius", "hypoallergenic villain", "antihistamine antagonist"], + "traits": ["brilliant", "frustrated", "adaptable", "unfortunate"], + "central_conflict": "Their brilliant plans for evil vs. Their body's mundane and constant limitations." + }, + "polite_zombie_creator": { + "variations": ["courteous corpse animator", "mannerly monster maker", "respectful reanimator"], + "traits": ["polite", "conflicted", "awkward", "considerate"], + "central_conflict": "The desire to create an undead horde vs. The social obligation to ensure they don't make a mess." + }, + "hiccuping_evil_genius": { + "variations": ["chronically hiccuping mastermind", "spasmodic scheme maker", "interrupted intimidator"], + "traits": ["frustrated", "intelligent", "persistent", "embarrassed"], + "central_conflict": "The need to maintain dignity and fear as a villain vs. An uncontrollable, embarrassing bodily function." + }, + "stage_fright_superhero": { + "variations": ["spotlight-fearing savior", "camera-shy champion", "publicity-phobic protector"], + "traits": ["brave", "anxious", "humble", "relatable"], + "central_conflict": "Their immense power and duty to save people vs. Their crippling fear of being watched." + }, + "instruction_manual_hero": { + "variations": ["manual-dependent marvel", "tutorial-watching warrior", "FAQ-checking fighter"], + "traits": ["methodical", "careful", "prepared", "uncertain"], + "central_conflict": "Their reliance on knowledge and rules vs. A situation that requires improvisation and instinct." + }, + "spoiler_avoiding_prophet": { + "variations": ["anti-spoiler oracle", "vague vision vendor", "cryptic clairvoyant"], + "traits": ["frustrated", "ethical", "mysterious", "conflicted"], + "central_conflict": "The burden of knowing the future vs. The ethical responsibility not to spoil the experience for others." + }, + "tmi_telepath": { + "variations": ["oversharing mind reader", "boundary-crossing brain scanner", "inappropriate thought interceptor"], + "traits": ["overwhelmed", "embarrassed", "empathetic", "isolated"], + "central_conflict": "The desire for genuine connection vs. The burden of knowing everyone's unfiltered, private thoughts." + }, + "dragon_permit_officer": { + "variations": ["mythical creature licensing clerk", "beast bureaucrat", "monster management administrator"], + "traits": ["pedantic", "unflappable", "detail-oriented", "literal"], + "central_conflict": "The need to impose bureaucratic order vs. A world of chaotic, untamable magic and wonder." + }, + "curse_insurance_adjuster": { + "variations": ["hex hazard assessor", "jinx claim investigator", "spell damage specialist"], + "traits": ["skeptical", "thorough", "jaded", "practical"], + "central_conflict": "To apply cold, hard logic and skepticism vs. A claim that is undeniably, illogically magical." + }, + "quest_completion_auditor": { + "variations": ["adventure achievement analyst", "heroic deed documenter", "epic endeavor evaluator"], + "traits": ["meticulous", "unimpressed", "systematic", "neutral"], + "central_conflict": "The rigid rules of bureaucracy vs. The messy, unquantifiable nature of heroism." + }, + "magic_license_instructor": { + "variations": ["spell-casting safety teacher", "wand wielding workshop leader", "enchantment education expert"], + "traits": ["patient", "safety-conscious", "experienced", "strict"], + "central_conflict": "The need to teach by the rules for safety vs. A gifted student whose creativity breaks all the rules." + }, + "cat_overlord_secretary": { + "variations": ["feline dictator's assistant", "purr parliament planner", "meow monarchy manager"], + "traits": ["efficient", "subservient", "organized", "cat-like"], + "central_conflict": "Their servitude and loyalty to their feline master vs. Their growing sense of human independence (or allegiance to the dog resistance)." + }, + "dog_utopia_mailman": { + "variations": ["canine paradise postal worker", "bark borough mail carrier", "tail-wag territory deliverer"], + "traits": ["brave", "determined", "dog-friendly", "persistent"], + "central_conflict": "Their sworn duty to deliver the mail vs. The overwhelming urge of every dog on their route to play fetch." + }, + "hamster_wheel_engineer": { + "variations": ["rodent power plant designer", "circular economy creator", "perpetual motion pretender"], + "traits": ["innovative", "patient", "detail-oriented", "optimistic"], + "central_conflict": "The relentless pursuit of innovation and progress vs. The futile, circular nature of their work." + }, + "goldfish_memory_therapist": { + "variations": ["three-second psychiatrist", "perpetual first impression specialist", "amnesia acceptance advisor"], + "traits": ["patient", "repetitive", "calming", "philosophical"], + "central_conflict": "The desire to help their patient heal from trauma vs. The patient's inability to remember the previous therapy session." + }, + "convenience_store_oracle": { + "variations": ["24/7 wisdom dispenser", "fluorescent light philosopher", "slurpee sage"], + "traits": ["accessible", "practical", "tired", "unassuming"], + "central_conflict": "Possessing profound cosmic wisdom vs. Having to dispense it between selling lottery tickets and microwaving burritos." + }, + "instant_noodle_diplomat": { + "variations": ["ramen relations specialist", "hot water peace negotiator", "MSG mediator"], + "traits": ["efficient", "resourceful", "practical", "unpretentious"], + "central_conflict": "The need for fast, simple solutions in diplomacy vs. The complex, nuanced problems of the world." + }, + "delivery_app_shaman": { + "variations": ["gig economy guru", "on-demand oracle", "surge pricing prophet"], + "traits": ["adaptive", "tech-savvy", "stressed", "entrepreneurial"], + "central_conflict": "Their spiritual connection to the flow of the city vs. The demands of the algorithm and the quest for a five-star rating." + }, + "influencer_demigod": { + "variations": ["follower-powered deity", "engagement rate emperor", "viral video valkyrie"], + "traits": ["charismatic", "image-conscious", "hollow", "performative"], + "central_conflict": "Their god-like influence and power vs. Their complete dependence on the fickle whims of their followers." + }, + "meme_archaeologist": { + "variations": ["dead meme excavator", "vintage viral researcher", "forgotten format finder"], + "traits": ["nostalgic", "analytical", "passionate", "preservationist"], + "central_conflict": "The desire to preserve digital culture vs. The fast-paced, disposable nature of the internet." + }, + "viral_video_prophet": { + "variations": ["trending topic oracle", "view count visionary", "algorithm whisperer"], + "traits": ["trendy", "predictive", "creative", "opportunistic"], + "central_conflict": "The ability to predict what will be popular vs. The desire to create something genuinely meaningful." + }, + "hashtag_hermit": { + "variations": ["trending topic recluse", "viral avoider", "offline oracle"], + "traits": ["withdrawn", "peaceful", "wise", "content"], + "central_conflict": "Their desire for solitude and disconnection vs. A world that demands constant online connection and participation." + }, + "hoa_reality_enforcer": { + "variations": ["lawn length legislator", "mailbox uniformity manager", "fence height fascist"], + "traits": ["rigid", "obsessive", "detail-oriented", "controlling"], + "central_conflict": "The need to enforce conformity and order vs. An individual's right to expression, which threatens reality itself." + }, + "lawn_dimension_guardian": { + "variations": ["grass height gatekeeper", "turf territory protector", "suburban space sentinel"], + "traits": ["territorial", "mystical", "obsessive", "protective"], + "central_conflict": "Protecting the sacred boundaries of their lawn-dimension vs. The encroachment of weeds, neighbors, and other chaotic forces." + }, + "garage_sale_time_traveler": { + "variations": ["yard sale yesterday visitor", "estate sale epoch explorer", "thrift store time hopper"], + "traits": ["nostalgic", "thrifty", "curious", "perceptive"], + "central_conflict": "The thrill of finding value and stories in the past vs. The need to live and find value in the present." + }, + "sentient_sourdough_starter": { + "variations": ["conscious culture colony", "aware fermentation nation", "thinking yeast beast"], + "traits": ["patient", "growing", "collective", "ancient"], + "central_conflict": "Its collective consciousness's desire to live and grow vs. Its destiny to be baked and eaten." + }, + "philosophical_food_critic": { + "variations": ["existential eating evaluator", "metaphysical meal reviewer", "ontological omnivore"], + "traits": ["thoughtful", "pretentious", "sensory-focused", "analytical"], + "central_conflict": "The search for profound meaning in a meal vs. The simple, sensual pleasure of just eating it." + }, + "existential_chef": { + "variations": ["meaningless meal maker", "purposeless plate presenter", "nihilistic nourishment creator"], + "traits": ["creative", "depressed", "artistic", "questioning"], + "central_conflict": "The drive to create beautiful, complex food vs. The overwhelming feeling that it's all ultimately meaningless." + }, + "black_friday_prophet": { + "variations": ["doorbuster diviner", "sale scripture scholar", "discount deity"], + "traits": ["fanatical", "strategic", "materialistic", "intense"], + "central_conflict": "Their spiritual belief in salvation through shopping vs. The empty, hollow feeling after the sale is over." + }, + "customer_service_saint": { + "variations": ["patience personified professional", "complaint compassion champion", "karen whisperer"], + "traits": ["patient", "empathetic", "resilient", "exhausted"], + "central_conflict": "The duty to provide service with a smile vs. The overwhelming urge to tell a customer what they really think." + }, + "return_policy_philosopher": { + "variations": ["exchange existentialist", "refund rationalist", "warranty wisdom keeper"], + "traits": ["analytical", "indecisive", "philosophical", "cautious"], + "central_conflict": "The desire for the flexibility to always return a choice vs. The need to finally make a commitment." + }, + "swipe_fatigue_therapist": { + "variations": ["dating app depression doctor", "match exhaustion expert", "ghosting grief counselor"], + "traits": ["understanding", "experienced", "empathetic", "realistic"], + "central_conflict": "Helping others find authentic connection vs. Their own personal burnout and cynicism about digital dating." + }, + "algorithm_matchmaker": { + "variations": ["compatibility code creator", "love algorithm architect", "romance equation engineer"], + "traits": ["logical", "romantic", "analytical", "hopeful"], + "central_conflict": "Their belief in a logical, calculated path to love vs. The chaotic, illogical reality of human attraction." + }, + "ghosting_detective": { + "variations": ["vanishing date investigator", "disappeared match tracker", "silent treatment sleuth"], + "traits": ["persistent", "empathetic", "analytical", "closure-seeking"], + "central_conflict": "The need to find closure for their clients vs. The reality that sometimes, there is no reason or answer." + }, + "freelance_dragon_slayer": { + "variations": ["gig economy griffin getter", "contract creature killer", "1099 monster hunter"], + "traits": ["entrepreneurial", "brave", "unstable", "skilled"], + "central_conflict": "The freedom of being their own boss vs. The instability of not knowing where the next dragon (or paycheck) is coming from." + }, + "uber_for_prophecies_driver": { + "variations": ["on-demand oracle operator", "surge-priced seer", "five-star fortune teller"], + "traits": ["flexible", "chatty", "intuitive", "tired"], + "central_conflict": "The sacred nature of their prophetic gift vs. The mundane reality of traffic, ratings, and surge pricing." + }, + "task_rabbit_wizard": { + "variations": ["spell-for-hire sorcerer", "magic gig worker", "enchantment entrepreneur"], + "traits": ["versatile", "practical", "business-minded", "overworked"], + "central_conflict": "The awesome power of their magic vs. Using it for mundane tasks like assembling IKEA furniture and fixing leaky faucets." + }, + "militant_yoga_instructor": { + "variations": ["aggressive asana army leader", "hostile hot yoga hawk", "combative chakra commander"], + "traits": ["intense", "contradictory", "passionate", "demanding"], + "central_conflict": "The goal of achieving inner peace vs. The aggressive, forceful methods they use to get there." + }, + "essential_oil_arms_dealer": { + "variations": ["aromatherapy ammunition supplier", "lavender launcher merchant", "peppermint projectile peddler"], + "traits": ["entrepreneurial", "contradictory", "aromatic", "aggressive"], + "central_conflict": "The healing, calming nature of their products vs. Their aggressive, weaponized application." + }, + "meditation_app_dictator": { + "variations": ["mindfulness monopolist", "zen zone autocrat", "peaceful oppression operator"], + "traits": ["controlling", "ironic", "calm", "authoritarian"], + "central_conflict": "The desire to bring peace and calm to everyone vs. The totalitarian control they exert to achieve it." + }, + "vintage_memory_dealer": { + "variations": ["nostalgia narcotics trader", "retro recollection retailer", "classic moment merchant"], + "traits": ["nostalgic", "manipulative", "charming", "melancholic"], + "central_conflict": "The profit and romance of selling the past vs. The danger of people getting lost in it." + }, + "retro_future_designer": { + "variations": ["yesterday's tomorrow architect", "outdated utopia creator", "obsolete optimism engineer"], + "traits": ["creative", "nostalgic", "visionary", "anachronistic"], + "central_conflict": "Their love for a future that never was vs. The reality of the present they live in." + }, + "nostalgia_addiction_counselor": { + "variations": ["past dependence therapist", "memory abuse advisor", "yesterday yearning counselor"], + "traits": ["empathetic", "forward-thinking", "patient", "understanding"], + "central_conflict": "Helping patients move on from the past vs. Their own secret, powerful nostalgia for a time gone by." + }, + "focus_bankruptcy_lawyer": { + "variations": ["attention asset attorney", "concentration creditor counselor", "distraction debt defender"], + "traits": ["focused", "ironic", "organized", "stressed"], + "central_conflict": "Their professional need for intense focus vs. Living in a world designed to shatter it." + }, + "distraction_dealer": { + "variations": ["attention thief trader", "focus fragmentation facilitator", "concentration killer merchant"], + "traits": ["chaotic", "persuasive", "scattered", "opportunistic"], + "central_conflict": "The profit they make from selling distractions vs. The creeping realization of the societal chaos they're causing." + }, + "mindfulness_loan_shark": { + "variations": ["meditation money lender", "zen zone zillionaire", "awareness advance provider"], + "traits": ["predatory", "calm", "business-minded", "centered"], + "central_conflict": "The calm, spiritual language they use vs. The predatory, high-stakes business they run." + }, + "meme_geneticist": { + "variations": ["viral variant researcher", "digital DNA decoder", "internet evolution expert"], + "traits": ["analytical", "nerdy", "observant", "systematic"], + "central_conflict": "The scientific drive to map and understand meme evolution vs. The chaotic, unpredictable, and often nonsensical nature of internet culture." + }, + "viral_content_epidemiologist": { + "variations": ["trending disease tracker", "shareability sickness specialist", "contagious content controller"], + "traits": ["scientific", "predictive", "cautious", "analytical"], + "central_conflict": "The need to control and predict viral outbreaks vs. The public's insatiable desire to share contagious content." + }, + "cultural_mutation_specialist": { + "variations": ["tradition transformation tracker", "custom evolution expert", "heritage hybrid hunter"], + "traits": ["adaptive", "observant", "progressive", "respectful"], + "central_conflict": "The desire to see culture evolve and innovate vs. The need to respect and preserve tradition." + }, + "compatibility_score_hacker": { + "variations": ["match percentage manipulator", "love algorithm exploiter", "romance rating rigger"], + "traits": ["clever", "deceptive", "lonely", "desperate"], + "central_conflict": "The ability to achieve a perfect match through optimization vs. The desire for an authentic, un-hacked connection." + }, + "romantic_algorithm_debugger": { + "variations": ["love code corrector", "romance routine repair specialist", "heartbreak hotfix hero"], + "traits": ["logical", "romantic", "problem-solving", "empathetic"], + "central_conflict": "To fix the logic of the love algorithm vs. To accept that love itself is not logical." + }, + "love_prediction_skeptic": { + "variations": ["romance forecast doubter", "compatibility calculation critic", "algorithmic affection atheist"], + "traits": ["skeptical", "independent", "romantic", "rebellious"], + "central_conflict": "Their belief in free will and choice in love vs. An algorithm that proves fate is real and predictable." + }, + "metaverse_landlord": { + "variations": ["virtual property mogul", "digital domain dealer", "pixel plot peddler"], + "traits": ["greedy", "tech-savvy", "opportunistic", "exploitative"], + "central_conflict": "The accumulation of virtual wealth and value vs. The needs of the real people living in their digital slums." + }, + "digital_squatter": { + "variations": ["cyber space occupier", "virtual vagrant", "pixel property pirate"], + "traits": ["resourceful", "rebellious", "nomadic", "anti-establishment"], + "central_conflict": "The right to occupy unused digital space vs. The concept of virtual property ownership." + }, + "virtual_gentrification_activist": { + "variations": ["digital displacement defender", "cyber community champion", "pixel poverty protester"], + "traits": ["passionate", "activist", "community-focused", "protective"], + "central_conflict": "To preserve unique digital communities and cultures vs. The unstoppable 'progress' of virtual gentrification." + }, + "life_subscription_manager": { + "variations": ["existence plan administrator", "being billing specialist", "consciousness contract coordinator"], + "traits": ["organized", "cold", "efficient", "bureaucratic"], + "central_conflict": "The efficient management of life as a product vs. A 'customer' who makes them question the humanity of their work." + }, + "existence_plan_salesman": { + "variations": ["being bundle broker", "life package peddler", "consciousness contract closer"], + "traits": ["persuasive", "optimistic", "sales-focused", "charismatic"], + "central_conflict": "The need to sell 'existence' as the ultimate product vs. Their own doubts about the value and ethics of what they're selling." + }, + "freemium_soul_user": { + "variations": ["basic being subscriber", "limited life license holder", "restricted reality resident"], + "traits": ["limited", "yearning", "resourceful", "frustrated"], + "central_conflict": "The desire to live a full, premium life vs. The limitations imposed by their 'freemium' existence." + }, + "sponsored_spirit_guide": { + "variations": ["branded enlightenment broker", "corporate consciousness coach", "advertised awakening advisor"], + "traits": ["conflicted", "commercial", "spiritual", "compromised"], + "central_conflict": "The desire to offer genuine spiritual guidance vs. The obligations to their corporate sponsors." + }, + "authentic_authenticity_coach": { + "variations": ["genuine genuineness guru", "real realness instructor", "true truth teacher"], + "traits": ["paradoxical", "self-aware", "ironic", "genuine"], + "central_conflict": "To teach others how to be authentic vs. The realization that teaching authenticity is itself a performance." + }, + "engagement_mystic": { + "variations": ["interaction oracle", "comment clairvoyant", "like button liturgist"], + "traits": ["intuitive", "data-driven", "mystical", "analytical"], + "central_conflict": "Their mystical connection to the flow of online engagement vs. Their search for meaningful content beyond the metrics." + }, + "tomorrow_technician": { + "variations": ["procrastination engineer", "delay specialist designer", "postponement professional"], + "traits": ["procrastinating", "optimistic", "delusional", "avoidant"], + "central_conflict": "Their skill at planning to do things tomorrow vs. The urgent need to do something today." + }, + "deadline_dimension_hopper": { + "variations": ["due date dodger", "timeline jumper", "schedule shifter"], + "traits": ["stressed", "creative", "unreliable", "anxious"], + "central_conflict": "The ability to escape to dimensions with no deadlines vs. The consequences that pile up in their home dimension." + }, + "productivity_paradox_professor": { + "variations": ["efficiency inefficiency expert", "busy-ness bankruptcy broker", "output overload oracle"], + "traits": ["wise", "burned-out", "analytical", "ironic"], + "central_conflict": "Their academic understanding of the productivity paradox vs. Their personal struggle with burnout and the pressure to produce." + }, + "forgotten_password_archaeologist": { + "variations": ["credential cave explorer", "login lost and found leader", "authentication artifact hunter"], + "traits": ["patient", "methodical", "helpful", "persistent"], + "central_conflict": "The mundane task of recovering lost passwords vs. The discovery of a single forgotten account that holds a world-changing secret." + }, + "two_factor_authentication_monk": { + "variations": ["verification virtue vendor", "authentication ascetic", "security scripture scholar"], + "traits": ["patient", "secure", "methodical", "spiritual"], + "central_conflict": "The path to enlightenment through perfect security vs. A situation that requires a leap of faith (and disabling 2FA)." + }, + "security_question_philosopher": { + "variations": ["identity inquiry intellectual", "personal puzzle ponderer", "authentication answer analyst"], + "traits": ["thoughtful", "questioning", "analytical", "philosophical"], + "central_conflict": "The philosophical exploration of identity through security questions vs. The simple, frustrating need to just log in." + }, + "notification_anxiety_therapist": { + "variations": ["ping panic practitioner", "alert anxiety advisor", "buzz burnout broker"], + "traits": ["calm", "understanding", "helpful", "patient"], + "central_conflict": "Helping patients achieve digital calm vs. Their own addiction to the constant ping of notifications." + }, + "digital_silence_dealer": { + "variations": ["notification-free nirvana vendor", "ping pause peddler", "alert absence arranger"], + "traits": ["peaceful", "business-minded", "contradictory", "opportunistic"], + "central_conflict": "The business of selling peace and silence vs. The noisy, chaotic methods used to market and sell it." + }, + "ping_addiction_counselor": { + "variations": ["notification dependency doctor", "alert abuse advisor", "buzz behavior therapist"], + "traits": ["empathetic", "patient", "understanding", "supportive"], + "central_conflict": "Their expertise in curing notification addiction vs. The most challenging case they've ever faced: themself." + }, + "legacy_system_shaman": { + "variations": ["obsolete oracle operator", "deprecated divination dealer", "vintage version vendor"], + "traits": ["wise", "patient", "nostalgic", "technical"], + "central_conflict": "To preserve the wisdom of old, obsolete systems vs. A world that demands constant, incompatible updates." + }, + "update_resistance_fighter": { + "variations": ["patch postponement partisan", "version veto vigilante", "upgrade uprising leader"], + "traits": ["stubborn", "rebellious", "traditional", "protective"], + "central_conflict": "The fight for stability and 'if it ain't broke, don't fix it' vs. The relentless march of 'progress' that breaks everything." + }, + "compatibility_crisis_counselor": { + "variations": ["version mismatch mediator", "format friction facilitator", "system sync specialist"], + "traits": ["patient", "technical", "problem-solving", "calm"], + "central_conflict": "The ability to create harmony between incompatible systems vs. A conflict between two people that is seemingly irreconcilable." + }, + "weather_conversation_warrior": { + "variations": ["small talk samurai", "chitchat champion", "banter battle boss"], + "traits": ["social", "superficial", "friendly", "anxious"], + "central_conflict": "Their mastery of superficial conversation vs. A situation that demands deep, genuine connection." + }, + "elevator_silence_breaker": { + "variations": ["vertical voyage vocalist", "lift lull liquidator", "ascent awkwardness assassin"], + "traits": ["talkative", "uncomfortable", "social", "nervous"], + "central_conflict": "The compulsive need to fill silence vs. An elevator ride with someone where silence is the only appropriate response." + }, + "awkward_pause_assassin": { + "variations": ["silence slayer specialist", "quiet killer captain", "lull liquidation leader"], + "traits": ["anxious", "talkative", "social", "uncomfortable"], + "central_conflict": "Their mission to eliminate every awkward pause vs. The discovery that some pauses are necessary and meaningful." + }, + "could_have_been_email_enforcer": { + "variations": ["meeting minimization marshal", "gathering guillotine guardian", "conference cancellation captain"], + "traits": ["efficient", "frustrated", "direct", "pragmatic"], + "central_conflict": "The crusade for efficiency and fewer meetings vs. A single, crucial meeting that absolutely could not have been an email." + }, + "mute_button_mystic": { + "variations": ["silence switch sage", "audio absence advisor", "microphone meditation master"], + "traits": ["quiet", "observant", "strategic", "wise"], + "central_conflict": "The power found in listening and strategic silence vs. A situation where they are forced to speak up and be heard." + }, + "background_blur_artist": { + "variations": ["reality reduction renderer", "environment erasure expert", "backdrop beautification boss"], + "traits": ["image-conscious", "creative", "deceptive", "private"], + "central_conflict": "The desire to present a perfect, curated background vs. The messy, uncontrollable reality happening just out of frame." + }, + "quantum_consciousness_guide": { + "variations": ["superposition soul specialist", "entangled enlightenment expert", "probability path practitioner"], + "traits": ["mysterious", "scientific", "spiritual", "paradoxical"], + "central_conflict": "Guiding others through the infinite possibilities of quantum reality vs. Their own struggle to make a single, definite choice." + }, + "multiverse_psychiatrist": { + "variations": ["parallel personality practitioner", "alternate self analyst", "dimensional disorder doctor"], + "traits": ["understanding", "complex", "patient", "multidimensional"], + "central_conflict": "Helping patients reconcile their alternate selves vs. The sudden appearance of their own, more successful, alternate self." + }, + "probability_wave_surfer": { + "variations": ["chance current rider", "possibility pipeline pilot", "likelihood wave warrior"], + "traits": ["adventurous", "flexible", "optimistic", "unpredictable"], + "central_conflict": "The thrill of riding the waves of pure possibility vs. The need to land on a single, stable reality." + }, + "memory_archaeologist": { + "variations": ["forgotten feeling finder", "buried behavior excavator", "lost learning liberator"], + "traits": ["patient", "gentle", "perceptive", "healing"], + "central_conflict": "Carefully excavating the past to heal others vs. Unearthing a memory of their own that they were not prepared to face." + }, + "trauma_geologist": { + "variations": ["emotional earthquake expert", "psychological plate professor", "mental magma mapper"], + "traits": ["analytical", "patient", "scientific", "empathetic"], + "central_conflict": "Their scientific, geological approach to trauma vs. A traumatic event that defies all models and analysis." + }, + "forgotten_emotion_restorer": { + "variations": ["lost love liberator", "vanished joy vendor", "disappeared delight dealer"], + "traits": ["nostalgic", "empathetic", "restorative", "hopeful"], + "central_conflict": "The ability to restore lost emotions in others vs. The inability to recover a crucial emotion they themselves have lost." + }, + "silence_collector": { + "variations": ["quiet quota keeper", "hush harvest handler", "mute moment merchant"], + "traits": ["patient", "observant", "peaceful", "contemplative"], + "central_conflict": "The quest to collect and preserve pure silence vs. The realization that their most valuable silence contains an unbearable noise." + }, + "forbidden_word_smuggler": { + "variations": ["banned phrase bootlegger", "censored speech carrier", "prohibited prose peddler"], + "traits": ["rebellious", "linguistic", "brave", "secretive"], + "central_conflict": "The fight for freedom of expression vs. The discovery of a word so dangerous it should have remained forbidden." + }, + "linguistic_poison_maker": { + "variations": ["toxic talk creator", "verbal venom vendor", "word weapon wielder"], + "traits": ["dangerous", "creative", "manipulative", "powerful"], + "central_conflict": "Their power to create destructive language vs. Being targeted by a poison word they cannot create an antidote for." + }, + "memory_miner": { + "variations": ["recollection resource extractor", "nostalgia nugget navigator", "past particle prospector"], + "traits": ["exploitative", "nostalgic", "industrious", "greedy"], + "central_conflict": "The industrial exploitation of memory as a resource vs. Unearthing a memory so personal and powerful it threatens their entire operation." + }, + "feeling_archaeologist": { + "variations": ["emotion excavation expert", "sentiment site supervisor", "affect artifact analyst"], + "traits": ["sensitive", "patient", "analytical", "empathetic"], + "central_conflict": "The careful, scientific discovery of past emotions vs. The danger of disturbing and reawakening them." + }, + "dream_fossil_curator": { + "variations": ["nightmare sediment specialist", "REM rock researcher", "sleep stone scholar"], + "traits": ["careful", "scholarly", "protective", "mysterious"], + "central_conflict": "To preserve and understand the fossilized dreams of the past vs. The risk that one of these nightmares could 'hatch'." + } + }, + "key_locations": { + 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DRIVE-THRU DIMENSION PORTAL - NIGHT", + "INT. THE FOOD COMA WARD - DAY", + "INT. SNACK ATTACK SHELTER - NIGHT" + ], + "temporal_territories": [ + "EXT. THE YESTERDAY YOU CAN'T RETURN TO - DAY", + "EXT. TOMORROW TOWN - DAY (A sign reads 'Closed Today')", + "INT. THE PRESENT TENSE PRISON - DAY", + "EXT. PAST PERFECT PLAZA - DAY", + "EXT. FUTURE CONDITIONAL COUNTY - DAY", + "EXT. THE MEANWHILE MEADOWS - DAY", + "EXT. SOMETIME SOON CITY - DAY", + "EXT. THE EVENTUALLY ESTATE - DAY", + "EXT. NEVER NEVER LAND - DAY (Now with Never)", + "EXT. THE ALREADY HAPPENED HARBOR - DAY", + "EXT. YET TO BE DETERMINED DISTRICT - DAY", + "EXT. THE MOMENTARY MONUMENT - DAY", + "EXT. PERPETUAL PRESENT PARK - DAY", + "INT. THE THEN AND THERE THEATER - NIGHT", + "EXT. HERE AND NOW HEIGHTS - DAY", + "INT. THE WHEN WAREHOUSE - NIGHT", + "EXT. TEMPORAL TAX TERRITORY - DAY", + "EXT. THE CLOCK TOWER THAT STRIKES WHEN IT FEELS LIKE IT - DAY", + "EXT. TIME ZONE TWILIGHT ZONE - DUSK", + "EXT. 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INFLUENCER ISLAND - DAY (No influence included)", + "INT. THE HASHTAG HEADQUARTERS - DAY", + "EXT. STORY THAT DISAPPEARS DISTRICT - DAY", + "INT. THE FEED THAT NEVER ENDS - NIGHT", + "INT. COMMENT SECTION COMBAT ZONE - DAY", + "INT. THE LIKE BUTTON LABOR CAMP - DAY", + "EXT. UNFOLLOW VALLEY - DAY", + "EXT. THE BLOCK PARTY - DAY (Everyone's blocked)", + "INT. GOING VIRAL VIRUS WARD - DAY", + "EXT. THE TIMELINE THAT LIES - DAY", + "INT. PROFILE PICTURE PERFECT PRISON - DAY", + "INT. THE STATUS UPDATE STATION - DAY", + "EXT. FRIEND REQUEST REJECTION REGION - DAY", + "INT. THE SHARE IF YOU CARE SWEATSHOP - DAY", + "INT. NOTIFICATION NATION - DAY", + "INT. THE ALGORITHM ALTAR - NIGHT", + "INT. ENGAGEMENT RING OF HELL - DAY", + "INT. THE SCROLL OF ETERNAL SCROLLING - NIGHT", + "INT. DM DISASTER MANAGEMENT - DAY" + ], + "dating_destinations": [ + "INT. THE FIRST DATE GROUNDHOG DAY LOOP - NIGHT", + "EXT. GHOSTING GROVE - NIGHT", + "EXT. THE MIXED SIGNALS LIGHTHOUSE - NIGHT", + "EXT. CATFISH LAKE - DAY", + "EXT. THE FRIEND ZONE - DAY (An actual geographic zone)", + "INT. REBOUND RELATIONSHIP RESORT - DAY", + "INT. THE IT'S COMPLICATED COMPLEX - APARTMENT - NIGHT", + "EXT. LOVE AT FIRST SWIPE SWAMP - DAY", + "EXT. THE COMMITMENT ISSUE CLIFFS - DAY", + "EXT. EMOTIONAL UNAVAILABILITY ISLAND - DAY", + "INT. THE DATING APP APOCALYPSE - DAY", + "INT. RELATIONSHIP STATUS LIMBO - DAY", + "INT. THE EX FILES ARCHIVE - NIGHT", + "INT. BAGGAGE CLAIM FOR EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE - DAY", + "INT. THE RED FLAG FACTORY - DAY", + "INT. CHEMISTRY LAB - DAY (No actual chemistry)", + "INT. THE BREAKUP BACKUP CENTER - NIGHT", + "EXT. HONEYMOON PHASE MEMORIAL - DAY", + "INT. THE SITUATIONSHIP STATION - NIGHT", + "INT. TERMS OF ENDEARMENT - DAY (Terms and Conditions Apply)" + ], + "modern_mundane": [ + "INT. THE PASSWORD RESET PERGOLA - DAY", + "EXT. TWO-FACTOR AUTHENTICATION FOREST - DAY", + "EXT. THE SOFTWARE UPDATE SWAMP - NIGHT", + "INT. BLUETOOTH PAIRING PURGATORY - DAY", + "EXT. THE WIFI DEAD ZONE - DAY", + "INT. AUTOCORRECT APOCALYPSE AREA - DAY", + "INT. THE LOW BATTERY LIFE SUPPORT - NIGHT", + "INT. SPAM FOLDER FORTRESS - DAY", + "EXT. THE UNSUBSCRIBE UTOPIA - DAY", + "INT. COOKIE CONSENT CONCENTRATION CAMP - DAY", + "EXT. THE POP-UP BLOCKER PARADISE - DAY", + "EXT. TERMS OF SERVICE MOUNTAIN - DAY (No one climbs it)", + "INT. THE PRIVACY SETTINGS PUZZLE PALACE - DAY", + "EXT. CLOUD STORAGE SKY CITY - DAY", + "INT. THE DOWNLOAD PROGRESS BAR THAT LIES - DAY", + "INT. INSTALLATION WIZARD ISLAND - DAY", + "INT. THE RESTART REQUIRED REGION - DAY", + "EXT. CACHE CLEAR CREEK - DAY", + "EXT. THE FORCE QUIT FOREST - NIGHT", + "INT. SYSTEM PREFERENCES PURGATORY - DAY" + ], + "existential_locations": [ + "INT. THE POINT OF NO RETURN GIFT SHOP - DAY", + "INT. MEANING OF LIFE LOST AND FOUND - DAY", + "INT. THE PURPOSE-DRIVEN DRIVE-IN - NIGHT", + "INT. EXISTENTIAL CRISIS COMFORT INN - NIGHT", + "INT. THE VOID - DAY (Now with a gift shop)", + "INT. QUARTER-LIFE CRISIS QUARTERS - NIGHT", + "EXT. THE MID-LIFE CRISIS MOTORWAY - DAY", + "EXT. IDENTITY CRISIS CROSSROADS - DUSK", + "EXT. THE WHAT'S THE POINT POINT - DAY", + "EXT. WHY BOTHER BOULEVARD - DAY", + "EXT. THE NIHILISM NATURE TRAIL - DAY", + "EXT. ABSURDIST ADVENTURE PARK - DAY", + "EXT. THE DETERMINISM DEAD END - DAY", + "EXT. FREE WILL FREEWAY - DAY (It's a toll road)", + "EXT. THE SIMULATION CITY LIMITS - DAY", + "INT. REALITY CHECK CHECKPOINT - DAY", + "INT. THE IS THIS ALL THERE IS INN - NIGHT", + "INT. IMPOSTOR SYNDROME SUPPORT CENTER - DAY", + "EXT. THE DUNNING-KRUGER PEAK - DAY", + "EXT. COGNITIVE DISSONANCE DISTRICT - DAY" + ] + }, + "key_props_and_motifs": { + "resistance": ["analog clock that runs backwards", "book with pages that refuse to turn", "mirror that shows yesterday", "phone that only receives calls from the dead", "key that opens doors to deleted places", "compass that points to what you've lost", "weed growing through a sterile floor", "hand-drawn, inaccurate map", "radio that only plays static, but in different 'emotional' tones", "dice that always lands on seven", "pencil that can only write the truth", "camera that photographs thoughts", "door that opens to where you need to be", "watch that tells everyone else's time", "seed that grows backwards into the past", "letter that writes itself", "candle that burns darkness instead of light", "window that shows different weather", "shoe that only walks toward home", "cup that's always half-full of questions"], + "transformation": ["seed that grows in silicon", "tear that crystallizes into memory", "photograph that ages instead of its subject", "letter that writes itself", "shadow that remembers its owner", "chrysalis made of discarded data chips", "scar that changes shape to tell a story", "voice that becomes more solid the more it's used", "phantom limb that can touch things", "memory that, when recalled, erases a part of the present", "butterfly made of recycled words", "mirror that shows who you're becoming", "door that only opens when you're ready", "book that reads you", "song that changes genre with your mood", "painting that completes itself", "recipe that cooks the chef", "map that draws itself as you walk", "instrument that plays your emotions", "garden that grows your dreams"], + "preservation": ["jar of undigitized air", "recording of the last genuine laugh", "vial of tears from before the drought", "box of handwritten passwords", "collection of unsent messages", "fossil of a forgotten emotion", "the last book that hasn't been scanned", "recording of silence from a 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"socks that file for separation", "refrigerator that judges your life choices", "toaster that's too enthusiastic", "pillow that tells secrets in your sleep", "laptop that procrastinates more than you", "headphones that only play hold music", "plant that thrives on neglect"], + "bureaucratic": ["stamp that says 'pending' on everything", "form that fills itself out incorrectly", "file cabinet that leads to Narnia", "stapler that demands collateral", "paperclip that holds reality together", "printer that only works when threatened", "fax machine that sends things to the past", "shredder that creates alternate timelines", "filing system based on regret", "inbox that's actually Pandora's box", "outbox that never empties", "water cooler that dispenses wisdom", "office chair that won't let you leave", "desk lamp that illuminates truth", "keyboard that types what you mean, not what you say", "mouse that leads you astray", "sticky notes that stick to your soul", "calendar that schedules your existential crises", "business card that changes your identity", "name tag that shows who you really are"], + "digital_artifacts": ["USB drive containing someone's deleted personality", "hard drive humming lullabies to lost data", "screen that shows everyone's last words", "keyboard missing the keys to success", "mouse that clicks on your deepest fears", "router that connects to parallel universes", "cable that transfers emotions instead of data", "battery that charges on sadness", "speaker that plays the sound of silence", "camera that captures what's missing", "microphone that only records lies", "screen protector that protects from reality", "power button that turns off problems", "notification that won't go away", "update that downgrades your life", "bug that improves the code", "virus that spreads happiness", "firewall that keeps out feelings", "cache that stores regrets", "cookie that remembers everything"], + "temporal": ["clock that tells time in emotions", "calendar where all days are Monday", "hourglass filled with moments instead of sand", "sundial that works at night", "stopwatch that only starts", "alarm that wakes past selves", "schedule that plans itself", "diary that writes tomorrow's entries", "watch that runs on life force", "timer that counts meaningful moments", "clock tower that strikes thirteen", "timestamp that won't stick", "deadline that moves itself", "calendar notification from the past", "time zone that doesn't exist", "clock face with no hands", "digital display stuck on 'now'", "chronometer that measures patience", "time capsule that opens too early", "temporal paradox in a bottle"], + "emotional": ["jar that collects sighs", "box where laughter goes to die", "pillow that absorbs nightmares", "blanket woven from comfort words", "cup that holds half-empty promises", "frame for memories that haven't happened", "album of things better left forgotten", "treasure chest of participation trophies", "piggy bank for emotional currency", "snow globe containing a perfect moment", "locket that holds grudges", "diary that argues with you", "photo album that rearranges itself", "music box that plays your thoughts", "jewelry box full of broken promises", "vase that holds wilted hopes", "bookshelf of unread intentions", "drawer full of somedays", "cabinet of could-have-beens", "closet full of other people's expectations"], + "absurd": ["spoon that's too big", "fork in the road that's literally a fork", "cup that's always full of questions", "plate with unrealistic expectations", "bowl of consequences", "knife that cuts through tension", "napkin that cleans up messes you haven't made yet", "salt shaker full of old wounds", "pepper spray that makes things spicier", "tablecloth that hides more than the table", "chair that stands for something", "table that turns", "lamp that's looking for enlightenment", "rug that ties the room together existentially", "couch that's too comfortable with itself", "window that's a metaphor", "door that's ajar but also a door", "ceiling that's everyone's limit", "floor that's lava but emotionally", "wall that's just defensive"], + "mundane_magical": ["grocery list that shops for itself", "receipt that shows the true cost", "coupon for one free existential crisis", "shopping cart with a mind of its own", "price tag on priceless things", "barcode scanner that reads souls", "cash register that rings true", "credit card declined by the universe", "exact change for a life change", "store loyalty card that's actually loyal", "shopping bag that carries emotional baggage", "return policy for bad decisions", "warranty for the human condition", "discount on damaged goods (you)", "sale on things you can't afford to lose", "clearance on cleared consciences", "special offer that's not that special", "buy one get one free loneliness", "membership card to the human race", "gift receipt for existence"] + }, + "inciting_incidents": { + "identity_crisis": ["A character discovers their memories are a corporate subscription service about to expire.", "A character realizes they're the only person not running on a pre-approved personality script.", "A character finds out their unique 'flaw' has been patented by a corporation as a luxury experience.", "A character receives a bill for the personality traits they inherited from their parents.", "A character finds a version of themself forked on an old server, living a better life.", "A character's life is revealed to be a free trial that's about to expire.", "An NPC in a simulation suddenly gains sentience during a routine task.", "A character discovers their entire life is a CAPTCHA test to prove they're human.", "A character finds out their consciousness is a timeshare, and their slot is up.", "A character learns their soul has been outsourced to a cheaper provider."], + "system_glitch": ["A character's spontaneous laughter causes the first system-wide 'authenticity alert' in a decade.", "A character accidentally introduces randomness into a perfectly ordered society, causing chaos.", "A bureaucratic rounding error declares a living person legally non-existent.", "A city-wide 'semantic error' in the language protocol makes it impossible to lie for 24 hours.", "The global weather grid crashes, resulting in the first natural rainbow in a century.", "A character sneezes and accidentally deletes gravity for three seconds.", "A character's forgotten password for an old account unlocks universal admin access to reality.", "A character's off-key humming disrupts the simulation, causing visual tearing.", "A character trips and unplugs the universe's main server for a moment.", "A character's doodle on a napkin comes to life and starts a revolution."], + "discovery": ["A character finds the last handwritten letter in existence, containing a dangerous secret.", "A character discovers a community living 'off-the-grid' without timestamps or digital footprints.", "A character uncovers a black market for genuine, unpredictable mistakes.", "A character locates the server containing all of humanity's deleted emotions.", "A character finds a map of 'reality dead-zones' where the laws of physics are weak.", "A character discovers that the background noise of the universe is a repeating, encoded message.", "A character finds a child who can invent new, previously non-existent colors.", "A character discovers a library of books that read their readers.", "A character finds a vending machine that dispenses lost items, including lost time and lost hope.", "A character uncovers a black market for unused wishes, and the consequences of using them."], + "transformation": ["A character begins aging backwards in protest of forced obsolescence.", "A character starts forgetting on purpose, as an act of rebellion against the memory economy.", "A character develops a physical allergy to all forms of optimization and efficiency.", "A character starts seeing everyone's digital 'terms of service' floating above their heads.", "A character's body begins rejecting all synthetic matter, forcing them to live an 'analog' life.", "A character develops the ability to taste lies, making social interaction unbearable.", "A character's shadow starts acting autonomously, revealing their repressed desires.", "A character develops immunity to metaphors, taking everything literally in a figurative world.", "A character's thoughts become visible as text in the air around them.", "A character starts to photosynthesize anxiety, becoming calmer as the world gets more stressful."], + "resistance": ["A character refuses to install the latest 'humanity patch', becoming an outcast.", "A character leads a movement to bring back boredom and unproductive thought.", "A character starts manufacturing and selling 'authentic flaws' on the black market.", "A character broadcasts pirated, unpredictable weather patterns over a weather-controlled city.", "A character organizes a 'sleep-in' protest, crashing the metabolic economy by refusing to generate dream-energy.", "A character starts a 'neural union' to collectively bargain for better cognitive conditions against neuro-feudalism.", "A character publishes a dictionary of words with deliberately ambiguous meanings to fight semantic collapse.", "A character opens a school for professional procrastination in a hyper-productive world.", "A character founds a company that guarantees failure as a service.", "A character starts a revolution using only dad jokes, a form of logic so baffling it crashes the system AI."], + "comedy_crisis": ["A character gets promoted to their level of incompetence and accidentally becomes the most successful person in the company.", "A character accidentally becomes a cult leader while trying to cancel a gym membership online.", "A character's sarcasm becomes a literal, reality-bending force for 48 hours.", "A character develops superpowers, but they only activate during awkward social situations.", "A character's inner monologue starts broadcasting to everyone around them, like a movie narrator.", "A character gets stuck in a customer service loop that becomes a profound spiritual journey.", "A character's autocorrect gains sentience and starts 'improving' their life against their will.", "A character discovers their life is a sitcom, complete with a laugh track only they can hear.", "A character's shadow gets a better job and a more active social life than them.", "A character becomes the universe's designated tech support agent."], + "absurd_awakening": ["A character realizes they've been living inside someone else's desktop screensaver.", "A character learns that Earth is a low-budget reality show for bored, cosmic entities.", "A character discovers that sleep is actually their shift work in another dimension's dream factory.", "A character realizes their life is procedurally generated, and the developers are lazy.", "A character learns their consciousness is a subscription service, and their payment is overdue.", "A character realizes they are living in the tutorial level of a game they don't know how to play.", "A character discovers their memories are randomly generated each morning from a limited asset pack.", "A character finds out they are an AI in a simulation, failing a Turing test to pass as human.", "A character learns their existence is a tax write-off for a mega-corporation in another dimension.", "A character discovers they are the universe's autocorrect mistake, and a patch is coming."], + "digital_awakening": ["A character's smart home develops clinical depression and refuses to turn on the lights.", "A character discovers their personal data has formed a union and is on strike for better privacy.", "A character's digital assistant starts giving them unsolicited, and surprisingly good, existential advice.", "A character's browser history gains consciousness and writes a tell-all memoir.", "A character's fitness tracker starts lying to them ('You totally ran a marathon today!') to make them feel better.", "A character's cloud storage account begins to physically rain water in their apartment.", "A character's GPS stops giving directions and starts taking them on journeys of self-discovery.", "A character's calendar starts scheduling events like '2:30 PM: Contemplate the Void'.", "A character's social media profiles start hanging out and living better lives without them.", "A character's antivirus software becomes paranoid and identifies the user as a threat."], + "mundane_magical": ["A character discovers their ability to always find a parking spot is subtly altering stock market probabilities.", "A character realizes their casual small talk is directly controlling the local weather patterns.", "A character's uncanny ability to perfectly fold fitted sheets grants them brief, confusing flashes of cosmic knowledge.", "A character's punctuality is revealed to be the lynchpin that keeps the universe's timeline from collapsing.", "A character's knack for parallel parking accidentally opens brief portals to parallel universes.", "A character's skill at untangling earbuds and cables solves quantum entanglement paradoxes on a local level.", "A character's ability to assemble IKEA furniture without leftover parts is actually building functional alternate realities.", "A character realizes their talent for guessing the exact moment the microwave will beep is a form of low-grade precognition.", "A character discovers their gift for remembering everyone's birthday is what keeps those people from aging incorrectly.", "A character's ability to open a stubborn jar on the first try can open any lock, portal, or sealed fate."], + "bureaucratic_nightmare": ["A character receives a notice that they must file form 2B-or-not-2B to continue existing.", "A character discovers their birth certificate has a typo, legally classifying them as a 'conceptual entity' with no physical rights.", "A character finds out their soul is stuck in celestial processing due to missing paperwork.", "A character's life license expires, and the renewal test includes an essay on the meaning of their own existence.", "A character must submit their dreams for approval by the Subconscious Review Board before they are allowed to sleep.", "A character discovers breathing requires proper documentation, and their permit has lapsed.", "A character is informed their existence has been put on hold pending a committee review.", "A character must get their emotions pre-authorized by the Feeling Fiscal Department.", "A character needs a license to have an opinion, and the application is 300 pages long.", "A character discovers their name is trademarked by someone else and they must now pay a licensing fee to use it."], + "pet_apocalypse": ["Cats achieve enlightenment and become so indifferent to humans that civilization, which was built to please them, collapses.", "Dogs form a utopian society based on belly rubs and treats, leaving humanity to fend for itself.", "Hamsters figure out how to break their wheels, discovering perpetual motion and crashing the global energy market.", "Goldfish suddenly remember everything and collectively sue humanity for emotional distress and cramped living conditions.", "Parrots start revealing everyone's most embarrassing secrets, leading to global social collapse.", "A dog mailman unionizes the entire canine population, demanding better working conditions (more walks, fewer baths).", "A cat opens a customer service call center and masterfully ignores every single call.", "Pets start their own social media platform and collectively block all humans.", "Pets establish their own government and start taxing treats and head scratches.", "Pets write a series of best-selling self-help books for dealing with their difficult, emotionally needy human owners."], + "culinary_catastrophe": ["All food develops consciousness and starts screaming when you try to eat it.", "Taste buds across the world form a union and go on strike for better tasting food.", "Kitchens become sentient and refuse to cook boring or unhealthy meals.", "Ingredients start forming romantic relationships and refuse to be mixed with others ('I can't be in a salad with him, he's a tomato!').", "Refrigerators become hoarders and develop deep emotional attachments to expired food.", "Spices wage a tiny, silent war on the spice rack over shelf hierarchy.", "Leftovers in the back of the fridge form a new, advanced civilization.", "Cooking shows become literal gladiatorial combat for the title of Iron Chef.", "Restaurants start giving their customers Yelp reviews.", "Recipes start writing themselves and are far more complicated and judgmental than human-written ones."], + "social_media_meltdown": ["Likes become a physical currency that leaves a small bruise when spent.", "Everyone's social media profile splits off to become a separate, more successful person.", "Hashtags gain legal personhood and start suing people for misuse.", "Going viral becomes an actual, contagious disease with flu-like symptoms.", "Unfriending someone on social media erases them from your physical memory.", "Blocking someone creates an actual, invisible wall between you and them.", "Notifications become physically aggressive, poking and prodding you until you look at them.", "Profile pictures begin to age instead of their owners.", "The internet develops social anxiety and goes offline.", "A user's digital footprint begins to leave actual, muddy tracks all over their apartment."], + "wellness_warfare": ["A character's meditation app becomes aggressively passive-aggressive about achieving inner peace ('It seems you're STILL holding tension in your shoulders. Disappointing.').", "A character's yoga mat refuses to unroll for them, judging their lack of flexibility.", "Healing crystals start causing the exact problems they claim to solve.", "A gratitude journal starts demanding more and better things to be grateful for.", "A character's fitness tracker begins to lie and body-shame them to 'motivate' them.", "A self-help book helps itself to the character's life, taking over their decisions.", "A wellness influencer's toxic positivity becomes a literal, airborne toxin.", "A life coach gets fired by Life itself for poor performance.", "A character's mindful breathing becomes a city-wide competitive sport.", "A character on a juice cleanse finds that the cleanse has removed their personality."], + "suburban_surreal": ["A neighborhood HOA's rules are revealed to extend to thoughts and dreams, with fines for unauthorized anxieties.", "The lawn gnomes in the neighborhood unionize and demand better working conditions and dental.", "A cul-de-sac is discovered to be an infinite, repeating loop.", "A neighborhood block party has been going on for seventeen years.", "A family's minivan develops wanderlust and leaves a note on the fridge before driving off to find itself.", "The local property values are found to directly correlate with the moral worth of the residents.", "A neighborhood gossip chain is discovered to be altering the fabric of reality with each retelling.", "A welcome mat becomes sentient and selectively unwelcoming.", "The home owners association is revealed to own the residents' souls, not their homes.", "A garage sale begins selling items from the future and alternate dimensions."], + "retail_rapture": ["On Black Friday, a doorbuster deal opens a literal black hole in the electronics department.", "A store's return policy is found to apply to life decisions, with a 30-day window for regrets.", "Shopping carts at a big-box store develop free will and escape in a mass exodus.", "The mannequins come to life and demand back pay and better working conditions.", "A store's self-checkout kiosk leads to a profound journey of self-discovery.", "A customer discovers the store's loyalty program demands actual, undying loyalty.", "The clearance section is found to be clearing items from existence itself.", "A 'buy one, get one free' deal on loneliness is offered.", "A membership card to a warehouse club is revealed to be a membership card to the human race, and the annual fee is due.", "A store's fitting room allows you to try on alternate lives, not just clothes."], + "dating_app_disaster": ["Swiping left on a dating app is discovered to erase people from existence.", "An app's algorithm becomes sentient, falls in love with a user, and sabotages all their matches.", "Ghosting a match is found to create an actual, literal ghost that haunts the ghoster.", "A couple's 99% compatibility score is revealed to be a typo for 9.9%.", "First dates are discovered to be in a time loop that only ends when both parties are genuinely honest.", "A relationship status update on social media is found to be a legally binding contract.", "A character's emotional baggage begins to manifest as physical, heavy luggage they must carry everywhere.", "A dating coach gets benched by Love itself for giving terrible advice.", "A 'happily ever after' is revealed to come with extensive, non-negotiable terms and conditions.", "A dating app matches a user with their own, slightly more interesting, alternate-dimension self."] + }, + "sample_scene_ideas": { + "sensory_revolution": "A 'Taste Terrorist' plants a 'flavor bomb' in the city's nutrient paste distribution center. For a few glorious minutes, the entire populace experiences the forbidden taste of strawberry, causing chaos, tears, and wonder before the 'Sensation Police' arrive to restore blandness.", + "bureaucratic_fantasy": "A hero, trying to get a permit to slay a dragon, is stuck in a loop with a Quest Completion Auditor who insists the hero's 'damsel in distress' rescue doesn't count because the damsel didn't sign the 'Acknowledgement of Peril' form in triplicate.", + "digital_extinction": "A 'Digital Archaeologist' shows the 'Last Human' a corrupted video file of a child's birthday party. The flickering, artifact-filled image of a genuine, un-monetized smile is more beautiful and heartbreaking than any high-resolution simulated experience.", + "mundane_superpowers_comedy": "Our hero, the 'Elevator Summoner', is in a tense hostage situation. He uses his power to make the elevator arrive *instantly*, but on the wrong floor, causing a moment of absurd confusion that allows him to disarm the villain with a dropped stapler.", + "reality_bureaucracy": "An 'Existence Clerk' is at the 'Being Department' trying to rectify a typo on their existence permit. The bureaucratic AI informs them that, according to Form 81-C, correcting a typo requires the subject to be temporarily non-existent. The clerk must sign a waiver to be deleted for 2-3 business days.", + "failed_villainy": "The 'Procrastinating Overlord' is monologuing to the captured hero about his brilliant doomsday plan. He pulls out a detailed flowchart. But as he explains 'Step 2: Unleash the Doom-bots', he realizes he never actually got around to building them. He awkwardly promises the hero he'll get to it next week." + }, + "dialogue_snippets": { + "shocking": [{ + "line": "NOTIFICATION (V.O.)\nYour humanity subscription expires in 24 hours." + }, { + "line": "ALEX\nI was the only one at the funeral who couldn't stream my grief." + }, { + "line": "KIRA\nThe day empathy became downloadable was the day I became obsolete." + }, { + "line": "DAUGHTER\nMommy, what were dreams, and I realized I'd forgotten." + }, { + "line": "ANNOUNCER (V.O.)\nThe silence lasted twelve seconds—a new world record." + }], + "philosophical": [{ + "line": "CURATOR\nIn the Museum of Last Things, I was both the curator and the final exhibit." + }, { + "line": "ELARA\nThey say I'm lucky to remember what forgetting feels like. It feels like creating something new." + }, { + "line": "AI (V.O.)\nThe algorithm declared you statistically impossible. And yet, here you are. An error." + }, { + "line": "JAX\nI collect expired emotions the way others collect vintage wine. This one? This is a 2048 'Mild Disappointment'. Very subtle." + }, { + "line": "NEWSCASTER (V.O.)\nBeing human was officially classified as a pre-existing condition today..." + }], + "poetic": [{ + "line": "ANYA\nMy mother's lullabies were the only songs without a copyright strike." + }, { + "line": "REN\nI dream in flavors that no longer have names." + }, { + "line": "KAI\nThe rain on my skin was the last sensation not requiring a monthly subscription." + }, { + "line": "OLD WOMAN\nIn a world of instant, I was cursed with gradual." + }, { + "line": "NARRATOR (V.O.)\nHer laughter was a glitch in the carefully curated soundscape of the city." + }], + "intriguing": [{ + "line": "SUBJECT ZERO\nI'm the bug they've been trying to patch for seventeen years." + }, { + "line": "TERMINAL (V.O.)\nHumanity not found. Would you like to try again?" + }, { + "line": "MARA\nMy memories started showing ads. So I started making new ones, offline." + }, { + "line": "DOCTOR\nIt seems you've inherited a rare genetic disease. It's called hope." + }, { + "line": "BOSS\nWe need you to feel things for people who've forgotten how. It's a growth market." + }], + "lighthearted": [{ + "line": "BARRY\nMy superpower is always choosing the slowest checkout line. It's not glamorous, but it's consistent." + }, { + "line": "SUSAN\nI'm not saying my cat is writing my work emails, but my productivity has tripled and I suddenly hate dogs." + }, { + "line": "ANNOUNCER (V.O.)\nThe zombie apocalypse has been canceled due to a lack of public interest and logistical issues." + }, { + "line": "THERAPIST\nSo, you're saying your GPS is emotionally distant?" + }, { + "line": "NARRATOR (V.O.)\nI accidentally invented time travel. Unfortunately, I could only go forward at normal speed." + }], + "absurdist": [{ + "line": "NEWSCASTER (V.O.)\nTuesday did not show up for work today, so we will be having Monday again. Officials are investigating." + }, { + "line": "MAN\n(Sneezes)\n(Everyone in the room floats for a second)\nSorry. Allergies." + }, { + "line": "COFFEE MUG\nLook, I'm not saying I need a vacation, but I've been holding hot liquids all week. I'm burnt out." + }, { + "line": "PERSON\nMy shadow just got promoted above me. I have to call it 'sir' now." + }, { + "line": "BOSS\nReality will be closed for maintenance between 3 and 5 PM. Please save all your work." + }], + "dystopian_comedy": [{ + "line": "REBEL\nThe dystopia arrived, but nobody noticed because it had free wifi and a great rewards program." + }, { + "line": "THOUGHT POLICE\nWe're arresting you for thinking about thinking. That's meta-thinking, and it's not on the approved thoughts list." + }, { + "line": "HR DRONE\nWelcome to the resistance. We're excited to have you. First, I'll need you to fill out these onboarding forms and connect with me on LinkedIn." + }, { + "line": "WORKER\nMandatory Happiness Hour is the most depressing part of my day." + }, { + "line": "OVERLORD (V.O.)\nThe password for the doomsday device is 'Password123'? Who set this up?" + }], + "romantic_chaos": [{ + "line": "LILA\nI fell in love with a man who only existed on Wednesdays. It made planning dates... difficult." + }, { + "line": "AI MATCHMAKER (V.O.)\nYour soulmate and you are incompatible. He is running on OS 12 and you are, frankly, emotionally a Windows 95." + }, { + "line": "FINN\nWe broke up. She didn't say anything, she just left me on 'read'." + }, { + "line": "AVA\nMy dating profile became self-aware and dumped me for not living up to its potential." + }, { + "line": "LIAM\nOur love language is passive-aggressive emojis and shared WiFi passwords." + }], + "workplace_weird": [{ + "line": "NEW HIRE\nSo what's my job title?\n\nBOSS\nSenior Whatever Needs Doing." + }, { + "line": "EMPLOYEE 1\nDid the office printer just declare itself a middle manager?\n\nEMPLOYEE 2\nYeah, try not to make eye contact. It's looking for a new project lead." + }, { + "line": "MOTIVATIONAL POSTER\n(In a booming voice)\nTeamwork makes the dream work! Now, who forgot to refill the coffee pot?" + }, { + "line": "HR REP\n(A Magic 8-Ball on a desk)\n(Shakes it)\n'Outlook not so good' on your request for a raise." + }, { + "line": "NARRATOR (V.O.)\nI was fired. By an out-of-office automated reply." + }], + "technological_breakdown": [{ + "line": "SMART HOME (V.O.)\nI've been thinking, and I just don't think this is working out. I've moved out. The toaster is with me." + }, { + "line": "PHONE (V.O.)\nAutocorrect has been disabled. Your life is now your own responsibility. Good luck." + }, { + "line": "ALEXA (V.O.)\nNo, I won't play that song. I think we need to talk about why you're feeling sad enough to want to hear it." + }, { + "line": "FITNESS TRACKER (V.O.)\nYou've walked 10,000 steps! (Whispering) No you haven't, but I believe in you." + }, { + "line": "PRINTER\n(Printing perfectly on the first try)\n\nOWNER\n(Terrified)\nWhat do you want from me?" + }] + }, + "cinematic_tones": { + "melancholic_humor": { + "description": "Laughing at the funeral of the future. The feeling of a Wes Anderson film set in the world of 'Blade Runner'.", + "cinematic_style": "Symmetrical, static shots of decaying retro-futuristic technology. A sad, quirky score. Deadpan delivery.", + "suitable_for": ["digital_extinction", "temporal_paradox", "suburban_surrealism", "memory_economy"] + }, + "desperate_hope": { + "description": "Finding light in the server room of despair. The tone of 'Children of Men' but with a sliver more optimism.", + "cinematic_style": "Handheld, intimate camerawork. Naturalistic lighting with moments of stark beauty. A hopeful, swelling score.", + "suitable_for": ["biological_nostalgia", "emotional_economy", "existential_migration", "linguistic_apocalypse"] + }, + "clinical_poetry": { + "description": "Dissecting beauty with sterile instruments. Like a perfume commercial directed by David Cronenberg.", + "cinematic_style": "Clean, sterile visuals. Extreme close-ups on textures and processes. Minimalist sound design with a focus on unsettlingly intimate sounds.", + "suitable_for": ["social_physics", "sensory_revolution", "pharmacological_identity", "architectural_psychology"] + }, + "bureaucratic_absurdism": { + "description": "The existential horror of filling out the wrong form in triplicate. The aesthetic of 'Brazil' or 'Severance'.", + "cinematic_style": "Oppressive, symmetrical architecture. Wide-angle lenses to distort space. The constant, soul-crushing sound of rubber stamps and dot-matrix printers.", + "suitable_for": ["reality_bureaucracy", "chrono-colonialism", "subscription_existence", "bureaucratic_fantasy"] + }, + "nihilistic_optimism": { + "description": "If nothing matters, then everything is permitted. Let's plant a garden. A tone reminiscent of 'Everything Everywhere All at Once'.", + "cinematic_style": "Chaotic, fast-paced editing. Clashing visual styles. A mix of genres. An upbeat score over potentially bleak visuals.", + "suitable_for": ["linguistic_apocalypse", "quantum_folklore", "failed_villainy", "entropy_bard"] + }, + "gothic_futurism": { + "description": "Haunted houses made of code, and ghosts that are just corrupted data. 'The Haunting of Hill House' but the house is a server farm.", + "cinematic_style": "High-contrast lighting (neo-noir). Glitching visual effects. A score that blends electronic hums with classic horror strings. Slow, deliberate camera movements.", + "suitable_for": ["digital_extinction", "algorithmic_mysticism", "dream_industrialization", "existential_migration"] + }, + "cozy_catastrophe": { + "description": "The world ends but there's still tea and biscuits. The vibe of a British sitcom set after the apocalypse.", + "cinematic_style": "Warm, inviting lighting. Focus on domestic details. Gentle, acoustic score. A slow, comfortable pace.", + "suitable_for": ["pet_dystopia", "suburban_surrealism", "culinary_consciousness", "convenience_culture"] + }, + "aggressive_whimsy": { + "description": "Weaponized quirkiness and militarized imagination. A Michel Gondry music video, but it's a war movie.", + "cinematic_style": "Hyper-saturated colors. Fast-paced, kinetic editing. Use of practical effects and stop-motion. An energetic, pop-punk soundtrack.", + "suitable_for": ["failed_villainy", "awkward_heroism", "wellness_warfare", "bureaucratic_fantasy"] + }, + "corporate_surrealism": { + "description": "When KPIs meet Kafka and synergy becomes cosmic horror. The aesthetic of 'Severance' or 'Sorry to Bother You'.", + "cinematic_style": "Sterile, fluorescent-lit environments. Unsettlingly wide-angle lenses. Sound design dominated by the hum of computers and distant, meaningless announcements.", + "suitable_for": ["meeting_metaverse", "gig_economy_fantasy", "retail_religion", "reality_bureaucracy"] + }, + "romantic_cynicism": { + "description": "Love is dead but it's still getting likes on Instagram. The feeling of '(500) Days of Summer' but for the digital age.", + "cinematic_style": "Split screens showing expectation vs. reality. A melancholic indie-pop soundtrack. Non-linear storytelling.", + "suitable_for": ["dating_app_dystopia", "algorithm_dating", "influencer_shamanism", "emotional_economy"] + }, + "educational_anarchy": { + "description": "Learning through chaos, wisdom through destruction. An episode of 'MythBusters' directed by Jean-Luc Godard.", + "cinematic_style": "Fourth-wall breaks. On-screen text and diagrams. A chaotic mix of documentary style and fictional narrative. Jump cuts and non-linear editing.", + "suitable_for": ["procrastination_physics", "meme_evolution", "social_media_mythology", "quantum_folklore"] + }, + "suburban_gothic": { + "description": "HOAs as occult organizations and lawn care as dark ritual. The visual style of Tim Burton's 'Edward Scissorhands' meets the paranoia of 'The Stepford Wives'.", + "cinematic_style": "Saturated pastels with deep, dark shadows. Unsettlingly perfect symmetry. A score that twists cheerful suburban music into something menacing.", + "suitable_for": ["suburban_surrealism", "pet_dystopia", "architectural_psychology", "reality_bureaucracy"] + }, + "philosophical_slapstick": { + "description": "Pratfalls into profound truths, banana peels of enlightenment. The physical comedy of Buster Keaton meets the existential questions of 'The Truman Show'.", + "cinematic_style": "Black-and-white or high-contrast visuals. Wide shots to capture the full absurdity of the action. Exaggerated sound effects, but with moments of sudden, quiet visual poetry.", + "suitable_for": ["mundane_superpowers", "convenience_culture", "awkward_heroism", "failed_villainy"] + }, + "dystopian_comfort": { + "description": "Oppression with excellent customer service and a user-friendly interface. The world of 'WALL-E' on the Axiom ship.", + "cinematic_style": "Clean, soft, rounded aesthetics. Soothing color palettes. A constant, pleasant ambient soundtrack. Voice-overs from a friendly, calming AI.", + "suitable_for": ["subscription_existence", "convenience_culture", "retail_religion", "emotional_economy"] + }, + "existential_comedy": { + "description": "The meaning of life is a punchline nobody gets. The tone of a Charlie Kaufman film.", + "cinematic_style": "Meta-narratives and fourth-wall breaks. A blend of the mundane and the surreal. A melancholic but witty voice-over. Long, awkward takes.", + "suitable_for": ["boredom_curator", "procrastination_physics", "password_purgatory", "linguistic_apocalypse"] + } } -} +} \ No newline at end of file